Houninym
@houninym.bsky.social
Retiring British who first was a heavy interweb user when Yahoo! was the way to go. Ex IT specialist with a focus on the 'nixes.
As for the name, think Gulliver and his voyages.
As for the name, think Gulliver and his voyages.
Given the stuff The Guardian has been publishing about him, undoubtedly he does. And not so particular about the orthodox either.
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Given the stuff The Guardian has been publishing about him, undoubtedly he does. And not so particular about the orthodox either.
2.9, 9.1, they are just the same-ish numbers in a different order. If you can't count without using your fingers, there is no difference between them.
December 5, 2025 at 6:21 PM
2.9, 9.1, they are just the same-ish numbers in a different order. If you can't count without using your fingers, there is no difference between them.
Works as long as an overwhelming number of people don't just vote for Deform and the remainder vote for the same pro-eu candidate in a seat. Still probably leads to a Deform minority parliament or a fragmenting coalition.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Works as long as an overwhelming number of people don't just vote for Deform and the remainder vote for the same pro-eu candidate in a seat. Still probably leads to a Deform minority parliament or a fragmenting coalition.
Plus they selectively chose 'salad' tomatoes that have uniform size and tough enough skin to endure shipping and never mind the lack of flavour because that's what the mass market buys. Even vine ripened organic ones are tasteless unless you grow an old variety at home.
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Plus they selectively chose 'salad' tomatoes that have uniform size and tough enough skin to endure shipping and never mind the lack of flavour because that's what the mass market buys. Even vine ripened organic ones are tasteless unless you grow an old variety at home.
That should be the case but so far 2025 is proving it not to be true. If you kiss 🍊🤡's 🫏
December 5, 2025 at 10:23 AM
That should be the case but so far 2025 is proving it not to be true. If you kiss 🍊🤡's 🫏
Unfortunately the recycling plant lost the right to use dinosaurs so they can't make dinosaur juice any more.
December 5, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Unfortunately the recycling plant lost the right to use dinosaurs so they can't make dinosaur juice any more.
So even the NYT has a spine in there if you push hard enough.
December 5, 2025 at 8:24 AM
So even the NYT has a spine in there if you push hard enough.
Possibly when the middling size tomatoes (salad, vine or whatever name they call those red round things over an inch across) became utterly tasteless bags of red crunchy stuff. There are times when a beefsteak tomato is just too big but you want something with tomato flavo(u)r.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Possibly when the middling size tomatoes (salad, vine or whatever name they call those red round things over an inch across) became utterly tasteless bags of red crunchy stuff. There are times when a beefsteak tomato is just too big but you want something with tomato flavo(u)r.
Where in the definition does 'burger' imply it's meat? Just because people are lazy and use the term burger to refer to a beefburger doesn't mean burger means it's meaty. Similarly sausage. It's a shape not a product definition. Can we no longer have a sausage of dough to slice into biscuits?
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Where in the definition does 'burger' imply it's meat? Just because people are lazy and use the term burger to refer to a beefburger doesn't mean burger means it's meaty. Similarly sausage. It's a shape not a product definition. Can we no longer have a sausage of dough to slice into biscuits?
That chopper ain't flying again without servicing.
Did the.pilot misunderstand the term chopper?
Did the.pilot misunderstand the term chopper?
December 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
That chopper ain't flying again without servicing.
Did the.pilot misunderstand the term chopper?
Did the.pilot misunderstand the term chopper?
I've eaten Richmond meat free sausages once. Never again. They are to other vegetarian sausages as Richmond sausages are to other meat sausages... that is they are at the inferior end. So many nicer meat free sausages available, so few nastier ones.
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I've eaten Richmond meat free sausages once. Never again. They are to other vegetarian sausages as Richmond sausages are to other meat sausages... that is they are at the inferior end. So many nicer meat free sausages available, so few nastier ones.
And don't forget he concreted over the Jackie O rose garden to make a cafe patio.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
And don't forget he concreted over the Jackie O rose garden to make a cafe patio.
The way he's fading I'd not be surprised if he doesn't see 2026. At some point the perker-uppers they are injecting him with will blow something serious and then it's sayonara to the 🍊💩
December 4, 2025 at 9:33 AM
The way he's fading I'd not be surprised if he doesn't see 2026. At some point the perker-uppers they are injecting him with will blow something serious and then it's sayonara to the 🍊💩
They'd need to be very dangerous animals and lots of them b/c otherwise the animals would get full and sleepy and the remaining billionaires would prove to be more dangerous than sleepy dangerous animals.
December 4, 2025 at 9:28 AM
They'd need to be very dangerous animals and lots of them b/c otherwise the animals would get full and sleepy and the remaining billionaires would prove to be more dangerous than sleepy dangerous animals.
You can get a 3 foot pipe attached to a push bike FGS... Carrying one doesn't justify any 'car'.
But if you want an overstuffed car laugh, IKEA carpark, watching people trying to fit 60kg of wardrobe in two boxes into a 3 box saloon 😂
But if you want an overstuffed car laugh, IKEA carpark, watching people trying to fit 60kg of wardrobe in two boxes into a 3 box saloon 😂
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
You can get a 3 foot pipe attached to a push bike FGS... Carrying one doesn't justify any 'car'.
But if you want an overstuffed car laugh, IKEA carpark, watching people trying to fit 60kg of wardrobe in two boxes into a 3 box saloon 😂
But if you want an overstuffed car laugh, IKEA carpark, watching people trying to fit 60kg of wardrobe in two boxes into a 3 box saloon 😂
And he is choosing to say this in public *after* the 🍊💩 got elected rather than before for what reason???
December 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
And he is choosing to say this in public *after* the 🍊💩 got elected rather than before for what reason???
This isn't a new thing... Since the mass market manufacture of vehicles, each new model seems to get bigger than the previous one. See a 1960s mini next to a modern clubman, each VW golf generation (VW to the point the 2025 Polo is bigger than the Golf MK1) and so on.
December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This isn't a new thing... Since the mass market manufacture of vehicles, each new model seems to get bigger than the previous one. See a 1960s mini next to a modern clubman, each VW golf generation (VW to the point the 2025 Polo is bigger than the Golf MK1) and so on.
Don't forget fishermen. Or Epstein.
December 3, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Don't forget fishermen. Or Epstein.
Oh no, not two more years of this 😭
December 3, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Oh no, not two more years of this 😭
Hypnos has told his brother to pop over soon to visit 🍊🤡.
Thanatos is on his way.
Thanatos is on his way.
December 2, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hypnos has told his brother to pop over soon to visit 🍊🤡.
Thanatos is on his way.
Thanatos is on his way.
Not forgetting that VAT is also charged on fuel and on fuel duty, so ICE engine motorists pay VAT too. And new vehicles only get an MOT at three, does the owner at the first MOT get hit for all three years milage? Well, that will kill the nearly new car market.
December 1, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Not forgetting that VAT is also charged on fuel and on fuel duty, so ICE engine motorists pay VAT too. And new vehicles only get an MOT at three, does the owner at the first MOT get hit for all three years milage? Well, that will kill the nearly new car market.