The pup, of course

Thursday, 2 days after his election

Pleased to meet you, Penelope

I guess that's why Ted Cruz didn't give up his Canadian citizenship until he ran for president

Fabulous!

This is fantastic news, but it makes me sad for all those who succumbed to the virus. I miss so many of my friends

I think that pretty much covers it

She's very obedient, isn't she

Make America great again! Thank you for your attention to this matter

Best wishes for a speedy and complete recovery 🙏

I'm shocked

I'm so sorry for your loss. Please accept my deepest sympathy. He was a wonderful boy, and you gave him the best life he could have had. I hope when you're ready you'll consider adoption. I believe the best way to honor his memory is to save another life 🙏

Is anybody really surprised?

That's a rhetorical question; right?

I'm going to go out on a limb, but I'm guessing he doesn't know the difference between your and you're either

But if there's no BLS report, it isn't happening. This from the same genius who thought that if you don't test people for covid, nobody has it

What time is it?