Marcus Houlden
@houlden.org
Biker, software engineer, not into right wing culture wars. He/him/oi you
Don't forget an appropriate doormat
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Don't forget an appropriate doormat
Another case in point. Neil Oliver used to like Glastonbury but not any more. I blame the evil beard. These were only a year apart
December 8, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Another case in point. Neil Oliver used to like Glastonbury but not any more. I blame the evil beard. These were only a year apart
A shopping centre in Leeds used to have this plaque. Just after the truth came out they razed it to the ground and I think the plaque is now where they put high level radioactive waste
December 2, 2025 at 2:28 AM
A shopping centre in Leeds used to have this plaque. Just after the truth came out they razed it to the ground and I think the plaque is now where they put high level radioactive waste
One for @apiln.bsky.social? I don't think having Spice lying around for rats is a good idea
November 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One for @apiln.bsky.social? I don't think having Spice lying around for rats is a good idea
In 1971 they apparently moved to Schofield St in Heaton Moor, but Heaton Moor doesn't seem to have a Schofield St that I could find. They don't appear in any later directories either
November 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
In 1971 they apparently moved to Schofield St in Heaton Moor, but Heaton Moor doesn't seem to have a Schofield St that I could find. They don't appear in any later directories either
From the 1956 Manchester telephone directory. Alson Engineering Co, Tool Makers, 48 Russell St, Ardwick 4686
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
From the 1956 Manchester telephone directory. Alson Engineering Co, Tool Makers, 48 Russell St, Ardwick 4686
I can do you a pair of hedge hogs if that helps
October 20, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I can do you a pair of hedge hogs if that helps
Try the Bradford branch of Waterstones: www.instagram.com/waterstonesb...
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Try the Bradford branch of Waterstones: www.instagram.com/waterstonesb...
Storm Amy is out of her box and ready to cause mayhem
October 3, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Storm Amy is out of her box and ready to cause mayhem
Another rotation around the sun successfully completed
October 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Another rotation around the sun successfully completed
Is that what happens when you wear these for too long?
September 30, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Is that what happens when you wear these for too long?
The photo I'm using for my ID card
September 26, 2025 at 8:32 AM
The photo I'm using for my ID card
My mum was a teacher. I may have acquired a copy of this at one point
September 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
My mum was a teacher. I may have acquired a copy of this at one point
Tidied up the garden a bit. Berberis is evil. This character came to see what I was doing
September 23, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Tidied up the garden a bit. Berberis is evil. This character came to see what I was doing
I keep getting the Charlie Chalk theme tune running through my head
September 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I keep getting the Charlie Chalk theme tune running through my head
Is that a sofa cushion?
September 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Is that a sofa cushion?
On a lighter note, I had to check this wasn't one of yours
September 2, 2025 at 12:17 PM
On a lighter note, I had to check this wasn't one of yours
Not to mention the hens
August 8, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Not to mention the hens
They seemed happy enough in my garden and they even brought a friend
July 30, 2025 at 11:25 AM
They seemed happy enough in my garden and they even brought a friend
A few years ago I wanted something light from a carvery pub and ended up with this
July 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A few years ago I wanted something light from a carvery pub and ended up with this
You can have some of my home grown strawbs for afters
July 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
You can have some of my home grown strawbs for afters
This should liven it up
July 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This should liven it up