fagdoka magicum
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social
famously normal and not at all a famously disgusting weeb goonette pervert wet socks neet who likes movies and her gay ass wife. minors dni 🔞 she/her/grrrrr
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Ebenezer goonge: you there, femboy!! what day is it??
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
femboy: why it's pissmas day sir!!
Ebenezer goonge: then I still have time!! run down to the futcher shop and bring back the hungest dyke they have!!
femboy: *squishing his thighs together as piss drips down* the one that's bigger than mee??😖😖
if mcdonalds introduces the fries seasoning shake bag to america it'll be like when the ship full of plagued rats touched down on london
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
if mcdonalds introduces the fries seasoning shake bag to america it'll be like when the ship full of plagued rats touched down on london
teen: *half charred and pulling herself out of the flaming wreckage* pl,,,,please,,,*sobs* I dont want to dieeeee
mrs doubtfirestarter: *hovering above with wings of fire* oh dearie. everybody dies someday. why not you today *john wayne voice* pilgrummm
teen: *laughing* fuck you still got it mrs d
mrs doubtfirestarter: *hovering above with wings of fire* oh dearie. everybody dies someday. why not you today *john wayne voice* pilgrummm
teen: *laughing* fuck you still got it mrs d
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
teen: *half charred and pulling herself out of the flaming wreckage* pl,,,,please,,,*sobs* I dont want to dieeeee
mrs doubtfirestarter: *hovering above with wings of fire* oh dearie. everybody dies someday. why not you today *john wayne voice* pilgrummm
teen: *laughing* fuck you still got it mrs d
mrs doubtfirestarter: *hovering above with wings of fire* oh dearie. everybody dies someday. why not you today *john wayne voice* pilgrummm
teen: *laughing* fuck you still got it mrs d
everything looks bad but they put actual kinky sex and horny gore in the hellraiser game so there's at least some hope for the future
November 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
everything looks bad but they put actual kinky sex and horny gore in the hellraiser game so there's at least some hope for the future
they all came together to denounce sharing snacks and cleaning your cubbies when teacher says to
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 PM
they all came together to denounce sharing snacks and cleaning your cubbies when teacher says to
its always "oh my godddd hottrashbabe can I suck your diiiiiick????" and then complete silence when they find out i had 3 more pee holes drilled on the shaft so they can play it like a gockarina?????
November 21, 2025 at 8:47 PM
its always "oh my godddd hottrashbabe can I suck your diiiiiick????" and then complete silence when they find out i had 3 more pee holes drilled on the shaft so they can play it like a gockarina?????
the epstein files are only in the news to distract you from the panera bread lemonade that kills you DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES!!!!!!!
November 19, 2025 at 10:25 PM
the epstein files are only in the news to distract you from the panera bread lemonade that kills you DON'T FALL FOR THEIR LIES!!!!!!!
playing foosball with a swiss guy over mail and getting concerned when he tells me he called spinnies over eight months ago when I have all our letters laminated in a scrapbook and I know he's lying but why??? to what end??? I thought,,,,,our friendship mattered more than the game....
November 19, 2025 at 10:11 PM
playing foosball with a swiss guy over mail and getting concerned when he tells me he called spinnies over eight months ago when I have all our letters laminated in a scrapbook and I know he's lying but why??? to what end??? I thought,,,,,our friendship mattered more than the game....
it's so cute when a man's nipples get hard. what-*chuckles* what are you even doing here buddy what am I supposed to do??? LICK them??? like this??? smmgyfnhfhffff don't get cocky,,,,,you milkless flat chested idiotttttt😖😖😖
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
it's so cute when a man's nipples get hard. what-*chuckles* what are you even doing here buddy what am I supposed to do??? LICK them??? like this??? smmgyfnhfhffff don't get cocky,,,,,you milkless flat chested idiotttttt😖😖😖
telling wife I cheated on her when she asks why my asshole is so wide and gaping now because im too embarrassed to admit I was sucking a huge poop in back and forth because I liked how it feltttttttt😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
telling wife I cheated on her when she asks why my asshole is so wide and gaping now because im too embarrassed to admit I was sucking a huge poop in back and forth because I liked how it feltttttttt😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
making friends at the movies by gently caressing the hands of the guys sitting on both sides of me and then making them enemies by saying one's hands are stronger and rougher and not as soft and sissy as city boy's hands over here
November 16, 2025 at 11:49 PM
making friends at the movies by gently caressing the hands of the guys sitting on both sides of me and then making them enemies by saying one's hands are stronger and rougher and not as soft and sissy as city boy's hands over here
they should have a nosh pit at shows too. just a dedicated spot in the crowd to getting bitten on the throat, arm, leg, balls, ass, and dick by tgirls in the most chopped outfits you've ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 9:15 PM
they should have a nosh pit at shows too. just a dedicated spot in the crowd to getting bitten on the throat, arm, leg, balls, ass, and dick by tgirls in the most chopped outfits you've ever seen
bill clinton: *eyes closed, head back* that's right, donnie t. keep throating the clint cock. ohhhh baby you're making my knees wiggle
trump: your cum is like ambrosia to me big papa it's the nec-tuar of the gods. you know i met Zeus once as a goose and sucked his corkscrew cock
hillary: hell yeag
trump: your cum is like ambrosia to me big papa it's the nec-tuar of the gods. you know i met Zeus once as a goose and sucked his corkscrew cock
hillary: hell yeag
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
bill clinton: *eyes closed, head back* that's right, donnie t. keep throating the clint cock. ohhhh baby you're making my knees wiggle
trump: your cum is like ambrosia to me big papa it's the nec-tuar of the gods. you know i met Zeus once as a goose and sucked his corkscrew cock
hillary: hell yeag
trump: your cum is like ambrosia to me big papa it's the nec-tuar of the gods. you know i met Zeus once as a goose and sucked his corkscrew cock
hillary: hell yeag
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I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I really recommend clicking through and reading more of the comic.
santa claus: *thinking* please dont say it please dont say it
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
November 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
santa claus: *thinking* please dont say it please dont say it
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
manager: im sorry the north pole got shut down mr claus but im impressed by your resume and I have to say you're-
santa: please no
manager: ho ho hired!!
santa: *sighs* I'm sorry martha *pulls out a knife and stabs him in the heart*
searching "stepmom who doesn't jeopardize her marriage with a widowed father by falling in lust with her well endowed stepson" on pornhub and shedding a single tear when there are 0 results
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
searching "stepmom who doesn't jeopardize her marriage with a widowed father by falling in lust with her well endowed stepson" on pornhub and shedding a single tear when there are 0 results
they're absolutely going to bring up lowering the national age of consent in the next couple days btw
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
they're absolutely going to bring up lowering the national age of consent in the next couple days btw
they're saying I have the loudest piss stream ever recorded in human history
November 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
they're saying I have the loudest piss stream ever recorded in human history
I was very high last night when I posted this but also hear me out
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I was very high last night when I posted this but also hear me out
90s hacker: we're almost done decoding the mainframe and downloading their terabytes!!! after we decode their encrypted data, we'll know exactly what these scum have planned
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
November 13, 2025 at 8:47 PM
90s hacker: we're almost done decoding the mainframe and downloading their terabytes!!! after we decode their encrypted data, we'll know exactly what these scum have planned
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
jeffrey epstein: *using starbucks wifi to write an email* having sex with children is so awesome!!! I am jeffrey epstein!!!!
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
hear me out i know we have the movie technology to make adam driver look like benecio del toro with just the slightest amount of prosthetics
great day of piss posting everyone hit the golden showers
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
great day of piss posting everyone hit the golden showers
full body hugs as an excuse to grab her ass and slip a finger in to check if she actually wiped this time or is just making you strike oil again bc shes evil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
full body hugs as an excuse to grab her ass and slip a finger in to check if she actually wiped this time or is just making you strike oil again bc shes evil>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
do you think there are any liberals left who think the key to stopping trump is finding the pee pee tape
November 12, 2025 at 9:17 PM
do you think there are any liberals left who think the key to stopping trump is finding the pee pee tape
new wave of woke split off and now we're getting a little splash of woke and a big fucking tsunami of give the evil guys everything they want
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
new wave of woke split off and now we're getting a little splash of woke and a big fucking tsunami of give the evil guys everything they want
republicans: we want to cause physical harm to every american and just overall human being on earth through starvation or withholding of affordable healthcare just because we are so goddamn evil
democrats:
democrats:
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
republicans: we want to cause physical harm to every american and just overall human being on earth through starvation or withholding of affordable healthcare just because we are so goddamn evil
democrats:
democrats: