Simon Hot Mess
@hotmessdisco.bsky.social
Hot Mess DJ, chair of Govanhill Voices, bread baker, bike rider, bi guy in Glasgow.
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I block blank profile followers. Make a bit of effort like the rest of us, eh?
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
https://linktr.ee/hotmessdisco
And the Edinburgh Hot Mess Christmas party is a week on Friday. I'll be decking the decks with boughs of jolly all night long. Tra la la la la, bitches and butches!
November 26, 2025 at 11:12 AM
And the Edinburgh Hot Mess Christmas party is a week on Friday. I'll be decking the decks with boughs of jolly all night long. Tra la la la la, bitches and butches!
Tickets are now up for the Glasgow Hot Mess Christmas party, at which we'll be joined by the delightful @johnloveless.bsky.social
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Tickets are now up for the Glasgow Hot Mess Christmas party, at which we'll be joined by the delightful @johnloveless.bsky.social
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
This was a nice feeling. Thanks to the 400 people who came to Big Hot Mess last night. You made an old man very happy!
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
This was a nice feeling. Thanks to the 400 people who came to Big Hot Mess last night. You made an old man very happy!
Had a refreshing time at the Glasgow community sauna the other day
November 18, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Had a refreshing time at the Glasgow community sauna the other day
I am once again dancing in my pants because it's Hot Mess tonight
November 7, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I am once again dancing in my pants because it's Hot Mess tonight
HOT MESS: Autumn-Winter 2025-26
Glasgow
Poetry Club
15 November
13 December
31 December - HOTMANAY
31 January
14 February
Edinburgh
Sneaky Pete's
7 November
5 December
2 January
6 February
BIG HOT MESS
21 November
Fruitmarket Gallery Warehouse
Glasgow
Poetry Club
15 November
13 December
31 December - HOTMANAY
31 January
14 February
Edinburgh
Sneaky Pete's
7 November
5 December
2 January
6 February
BIG HOT MESS
21 November
Fruitmarket Gallery Warehouse
October 28, 2025 at 9:39 AM
HOT MESS: Autumn-Winter 2025-26
Glasgow
Poetry Club
15 November
13 December
31 December - HOTMANAY
31 January
14 February
Edinburgh
Sneaky Pete's
7 November
5 December
2 January
6 February
BIG HOT MESS
21 November
Fruitmarket Gallery Warehouse
Glasgow
Poetry Club
15 November
13 December
31 December - HOTMANAY
31 January
14 February
Edinburgh
Sneaky Pete's
7 November
5 December
2 January
6 February
BIG HOT MESS
21 November
Fruitmarket Gallery Warehouse
Autumn light slapping hard again 🍂
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Autumn light slapping hard again 🍂
The latest episode of my radio show, in which I accidentally call The Jellies the Jollies by mistake
October 21, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The latest episode of my radio show, in which I accidentally call The Jellies the Jollies by mistake
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
October 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
It's bisexual visibility day. Here's to all the bi men out there - both those who are happily wearing this identity and those who have yet to try it on. I think it might suit you!
September 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's bisexual visibility day. Here's to all the bi men out there - both those who are happily wearing this identity and those who have yet to try it on. I think it might suit you!
Here's what I played at the September Hot Mess at Sneaky Pete's. It was a hoot and I can't wait for the next one - Friday 3 October 💥
September 15, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Here's what I played at the September Hot Mess at Sneaky Pete's. It was a hoot and I can't wait for the next one - Friday 3 October 💥
Happy Sunday from my nice hot bath 🧼
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Happy Sunday from my nice hot bath 🧼
Ben A'an, Sunday 17 August 2025
August 22, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Ben A'an, Sunday 17 August 2025
Last night I took part in my first ever Magic Cycling Club group ride: 100 people riding together at a relaxed pace, chatting shit, owning the road, being playful. It was an absolute delight from start to finish
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Last night I took part in my first ever Magic Cycling Club group ride: 100 people riding together at a relaxed pace, chatting shit, owning the road, being playful. It was an absolute delight from start to finish
Me and Colin are being joined by Cocktail d'Amore's DJ CITY at our next Glasgow Hot Mess party, on Saturday 30 August.
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Me and Colin are being joined by Cocktail d'Amore's DJ CITY at our next Glasgow Hot Mess party, on Saturday 30 August.
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
www.tickettailor.com/events/hotme...
It's the Hot Mess festival special this Friday at Sneaky Pete's. Six (6) hours of me playing dumb-ass disco, acid and house to a roomful of queers getting progressively more delirious and horny, what could go wrong?
July 28, 2025 at 10:09 AM
It's the Hot Mess festival special this Friday at Sneaky Pete's. Six (6) hours of me playing dumb-ass disco, acid and house to a roomful of queers getting progressively more delirious and horny, what could go wrong?
Hot Mess tonight queen?
July 26, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Hot Mess tonight queen?
Hot Mess is back at Sneaky Pete's on Friday 4 July, when I'll be playing all night long. And maybe even playing "All Night Long"
June 30, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Hot Mess is back at Sneaky Pete's on Friday 4 July, when I'll be playing all night long. And maybe even playing "All Night Long"
I woke up like this 🥴
June 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
I woke up like this 🥴
Midway through my solo Saturday, having a grand time of it
June 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Midway through my solo Saturday, having a grand time of it
