HotdogOctopus
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Movie Opinion: Nick Nack had the worst double crosses in cinema history with his part in 'the Man with the Golden Gun.'
February 1, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Movie Opinion: Nick Nack had the worst double crosses in cinema history with his part in 'the Man with the Golden Gun.'
Is writing a hand delivered note the coldest thing one can do in a break-up?
No. It's doing it with one of their favorite pens.
No. It's doing it with one of their favorite pens.
January 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Is writing a hand delivered note the coldest thing one can do in a break-up?
No. It's doing it with one of their favorite pens.
No. It's doing it with one of their favorite pens.
Some official pics of the food I make when I'm not in the ICU. I miss it almost more than my darling love.
December 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Some official pics of the food I make when I'm not in the ICU. I miss it almost more than my darling love.
Contrary to popular belief these docile creatures are not harmful at all.
a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel .
ALT: a close up of an opossum sitting on a purple towel .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Contrary to popular belief these docile creatures are not harmful at all.
September 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Reposted by HotdogOctopus
New ep! This week Caitlin Howden is back with a damning indictment of Starbucks sous vide egg bites.
maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
Stop Podcasting Yourself 904 - Caitlin Howden | Maximum Fun
Comedian Caitlin Howden returns to talk clothing swaps, F1, and kissing in the suburbs.
maximumfun.org
July 15, 2025 at 11:50 PM
New ep! This week Caitlin Howden is back with a damning indictment of Starbucks sous vide egg bites.
maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
maximumfun.org/episodes/sto...
Reposted by HotdogOctopus
June 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
"Pedantry of the Penis"
February 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"Pedantry of the Penis"
"Girls" would a be a better show if Lena Dunham wasn't part of it.
February 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Girls" would a be a better show if Lena Dunham wasn't part of it.
"Felon" may have been banned in the White House but that doesn't mean you can't say "Smelly Orange Criminal".
February 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
"Felon" may have been banned in the White House but that doesn't mean you can't say "Smelly Orange Criminal".
Taylor Swift getting booed doesn't matter. All billionaires are bad.
February 11, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Taylor Swift getting booed doesn't matter. All billionaires are bad.
#Conservatives are so stupid they're pleased that #Trump saluted at the Superbowl and he didn't even do that correctly.
February 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#Conservatives are so stupid they're pleased that #Trump saluted at the Superbowl and he didn't even do that correctly.
Liberals in red counties need to shoot at their power substations in the first ten minutes of the Super Bowl.
February 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Liberals in red counties need to shoot at their power substations in the first ten minutes of the Super Bowl.
February 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Liberals in red counties need to shoot at their power substations in the first ten minutes of the Super Bowl.
The only Americans who should be able to easily procure a gun are those who can pass a lipid test for their age group.
That would quickly invalidate most of the US south.
That would quickly invalidate most of the US south.
February 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The only Americans who should be able to easily procure a gun are those who can pass a lipid test for their age group.
That would quickly invalidate most of the US south.
That would quickly invalidate most of the US south.
A large enough armed group can overcome the entirety of the Secret Service.
Colon Powell called the concept Overwhelming Force.
Follow for more basic tactical advice.
Colon Powell called the concept Overwhelming Force.
Follow for more basic tactical advice.
January 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
A large enough armed group can overcome the entirety of the Secret Service.
Colon Powell called the concept Overwhelming Force.
Follow for more basic tactical advice.
Colon Powell called the concept Overwhelming Force.
Follow for more basic tactical advice.
You have to slightly admire someone who is still, knowing all we do, smoking cigarettes.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You have to slightly admire someone who is still, knowing all we do, smoking cigarettes.
Selena Gomez wishes she could do something? She's rich right? Funnel a massive amount of money into lobby groups and pay people like me to train and arm the antifa.
January 28, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Selena Gomez wishes she could do something? She's rich right? Funnel a massive amount of money into lobby groups and pay people like me to train and arm the antifa.
Marines: Bootlickers of the DoD.
January 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Marines: Bootlickers of the DoD.
Republicans are hilarious. It's like watching the jock get killed in a horror film.
January 25, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Republicans are hilarious. It's like watching the jock get killed in a horror film.
Here's hoping Ron DeSantis skids off of the road directly into an alligator's maw.
January 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Here's hoping Ron DeSantis skids off of the road directly into an alligator's maw.
Remember when Republicans dug in to "never" anything during Obama.
It's time for the Dems to do the same.
It's time for the Dems to do the same.
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Remember when Republicans dug in to "never" anything during Obama.
It's time for the Dems to do the same.
It's time for the Dems to do the same.
I'm gonna preemptively pardon whatever gives Elon diarrhea next.
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I'm gonna preemptively pardon whatever gives Elon diarrhea next.