We had a similar thing in Canada where a company that used to own most of the country lasted less than a decade under private equity ownership lmao

Disparaging the boot is a bootable offense

I was thinking Kevin O’Leary (the guy who did vehicular manslaughter with his boat and made his wife take the fall for him) but that’s more likely the one

Pro tip: spin up a VoIP number that goes straight to voicemail and do everything by email. Then if they’re bugging you too much you can simply turn off the computer

Are we feeling a BGP fuckup, or some spicy regex fail?

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

It literally never occurred to them that they would ever face consequences… they all come from an unbroken 500 year lineage of creepy bastards that have never been made to answer for their disgusting shit

To quote a band that is forbidden by the US state department, “a pig can’t kill what a pig can’t catch”

We are so back

“You can have two flights, perhaps three or five, instead of 30 this year”