Hostrauser
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I have mail-order degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy! Amateur composer. Accounting goblin. Cancer survivor (so far). 1312 forever. (He/Him)
Here's how it will work: Trump will declare a federal emergency due to voter fraud, deem the results null and void, then send his private army (ICE) (and/or the National Guard, and/or the military) to the state for a "recount."
If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Here's how it will work: Trump will declare a federal emergency due to voter fraud, deem the results null and void, then send his private army (ICE) (and/or the National Guard, and/or the military) to the state for a "recount."
If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
Hey, Donald Trump just publicly stated he intends to use the military to kill American citizens, so when I inevitably end up in a concentration camp I hope it's with an opinion columnist who said we were "overreacting" so that I can beat his ass for forty days and forty nights.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Hey, Donald Trump just publicly stated he intends to use the military to kill American citizens, so when I inevitably end up in a concentration camp I hope it's with an opinion columnist who said we were "overreacting" so that I can beat his ass for forty days and forty nights.
Can't have an economic crash if you don't report on the economy!
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Can't have an economic crash if you don't report on the economy!
LOL, Trump mourned Charlie Kirk for all of 1.3 seconds
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
LOL, Trump mourned Charlie Kirk for all of 1.3 seconds
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
Happy Juneteenth! Celebrate accordingly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Happy Juneteenth! Celebrate accordingly.
Bro trust me bro it’s real this time please bro
June 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Bro trust me bro it’s real this time please bro
Okay, but seriously: are the 2025 Colorado Rockies the worst baseball team of all time?
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Okay, but seriously: are the 2025 Colorado Rockies the worst baseball team of all time?
I'll tell friends and family to blane you.
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'll tell friends and family to blane you.
Pondering over some of Central Florida's top tourist attractions before we leave the area.
December 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Pondering over some of Central Florida's top tourist attractions before we leave the area.
Does your local doctor's office or hospital have a roomful of kids in iron lungs, struggling to breathe? No? This was commonplace less than a century ago.
The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines.
Vaccines save the world.
The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines.
Vaccines save the world.
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Does your local doctor's office or hospital have a roomful of kids in iron lungs, struggling to breathe? No? This was commonplace less than a century ago.
The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines.
Vaccines save the world.
The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines.
Vaccines save the world.
Thanks for the warning. Easiest decision of the day.
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Thanks for the warning. Easiest decision of the day.
How my sleeves act every time I go to wipe my ass
November 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
How my sleeves act every time I go to wipe my ass
