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I have mail-order degrees in both murderology AND murderonomy! Amateur composer. Accounting goblin. Cancer survivor (so far). 1312 forever. (He/Him)
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Here's how it will work: Trump will declare a federal emergency due to voter fraud, deem the results null and void, then send his private army (ICE) (and/or the National Guard, and/or the military) to the state for a "recount."

If you try to stop them, you will be killed.
October 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
October 2, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hey, Donald Trump just publicly stated he intends to use the military to kill American citizens, so when I inevitably end up in a concentration camp I hope it's with an opinion columnist who said we were "overreacting" so that I can beat his ass for forty days and forty nights.
September 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
September 30, 2025 at 2:40 PM
September 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Can't have an economic crash if you don't report on the economy!
September 15, 2025 at 12:42 PM
LOL, Trump mourned Charlie Kirk for all of 1.3 seconds
September 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
August 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Me and the boys heard you was talking shit
July 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What actor's expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?
June 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
June 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Happy Juneteenth! Celebrate accordingly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Bro trust me bro it’s real this time please bro
June 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Okay, but seriously: are the 2025 Colorado Rockies the worst baseball team of all time?
May 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I'll tell friends and family to blane you.
January 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Pondering over some of Central Florida's top tourist attractions before we leave the area.
December 27, 2024 at 12:56 AM
December 12, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Does your local doctor's office or hospital have a roomful of kids in iron lungs, struggling to breathe? No? This was commonplace less than a century ago.

The reason it's not a thing today is because of the polio vaccine. No other reasons. None. Just vaccines.

Vaccines save the world.
November 26, 2024 at 11:59 PM
Thanks for the warning. Easiest decision of the day.
November 25, 2024 at 4:23 PM
November 15, 2024 at 2:02 PM
How my sleeves act every time I go to wipe my ass
November 14, 2024 at 6:38 PM
November 8, 2024 at 6:11 PM
November 6, 2024 at 7:39 PM