Mr. Horror4H
@horror4h.bsky.social
Ever watch a terrible movie and have a voice inside your head making fun of it the whole time? That's me.
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I want someone to love me with the pure abandon and single mindedness that dogs love piles of leaves.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I want someone to love me with the pure abandon and single mindedness that dogs love piles of leaves.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
Oh right this is a comedy page....uh... poop farts! Ha, nice.
First tyelnol causes autism and now fent is a weapon of mass destruction?
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
December 16, 2025 at 2:16 AM
First tyelnol causes autism and now fent is a weapon of mass destruction?
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm starting to think they're planning to hurt us and don't want us to have painkillers around.
I'm seeing people say the shooting in Australia proves gun laws don't work.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I'm seeing people say the shooting in Australia proves gun laws don't work.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Number of mass shooting events in Australia since their largest mass shooting in April of 1996: 27
We've had more mass shootings in the US since November started (over 30) than they've had in almost 30 year.
Ahmed Al Ahmed did more than the cops did. I wish him a speedy recovery and a long happy life for saving who knows how many more people. Sad to see Australia looking a bit more like the US in more ways than one. Glad you've got people like Ahmed though.
December 15, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Ahmed Al Ahmed did more than the cops did. I wish him a speedy recovery and a long happy life for saving who knows how many more people. Sad to see Australia looking a bit more like the US in more ways than one. Glad you've got people like Ahmed though.
December's Episode script is finished. It's with a lot of fun and happiness I tell you, I actually found New Year's Evil on streaming for free after all so I got to do it. It'll be up in time for New Year's Eve, appropriately enough.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
December's Episode script is finished. It's with a lot of fun and happiness I tell you, I actually found New Year's Evil on streaming for free after all so I got to do it. It'll be up in time for New Year's Eve, appropriately enough.
me at 8pm: I'm just gonna take a quick nap
me at 1am:
me at 1am:
What Year Is It GIF
ALT: What Year Is It GIF
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December 13, 2025 at 7:18 AM
me at 8pm: I'm just gonna take a quick nap
me at 1am:
me at 1am:
Almost every religion in the world: hey don't be an asshole
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
a woman in a space suit is pointing at a screen that says you 're not my space supervisor
ALT: a woman in a space suit is pointing at a screen that says you 're not my space supervisor
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December 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Almost every religion in the world: hey don't be an asshole
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Almost every practitioner of any religion in the world when you tell them they're being an asshole and that you'd prefer it if they weren't:
Do I know much about Supergirl? Nope.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
December 12, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Do I know much about Supergirl? Nope.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
Am I gonna watch the shit out of this movie because Superman was well done and entertaining and I trust James Gunn with DC? Yes. Yes. A thousand times yes.
I know I don't get a ton of listens but the fact I get any at all when I can just fucking full on dissociate and go on a deep dive while riffing on a horror movie about a completely different horror movie and the fact that some of you will love that makes me think the internet wasn't a bad idea.
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I know I don't get a ton of listens but the fact I get any at all when I can just fucking full on dissociate and go on a deep dive while riffing on a horror movie about a completely different horror movie and the fact that some of you will love that makes me think the internet wasn't a bad idea.
Christian ways to celebrate Christmas:
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
December 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Christian ways to celebrate Christmas:
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
Flip tables of the rich
Remind the rich they're going to hell
Scare the rich into giving up their money
Being kind to immigrants
No really, scare the rich into giving up their money.
I'm not even joking, literally go scare the rich into giving up their money.
Me reading that we're gonna start checking 5 years backlogs on tourists entering the US:
December 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Me reading that we're gonna start checking 5 years backlogs on tourists entering the US:
Bible 2.0 opening line:
Somehow Jesus returned
Somehow Jesus returned
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Bible 2.0 opening line:
Somehow Jesus returned
Somehow Jesus returned
Honestly? Pound for pound. I think one of the greatest bands of all time, especially when it comes to lyrics, is Ludo.
Literally my favorite song line ever came from them. "You die like angels sing."
I've yet to hear a song from them that wasn't technically amazing and wasn't just damn good.
Literally my favorite song line ever came from them. "You die like angels sing."
I've yet to hear a song from them that wasn't technically amazing and wasn't just damn good.
December 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Honestly? Pound for pound. I think one of the greatest bands of all time, especially when it comes to lyrics, is Ludo.
Literally my favorite song line ever came from them. "You die like angels sing."
I've yet to hear a song from them that wasn't technically amazing and wasn't just damn good.
Literally my favorite song line ever came from them. "You die like angels sing."
I've yet to hear a song from them that wasn't technically amazing and wasn't just damn good.
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Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's odd that eggs aren't one of them.
December 11, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's odd that eggs aren't one of them.
Anyone surprised by Liam Neeson, hey remember when he admitted a friend of his got assaulted by a black guy so he went around trying to find any black guy he could to hate crime?
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Anyone surprised by Liam Neeson, hey remember when he admitted a friend of his got assaulted by a black guy so he went around trying to find any black guy he could to hate crime?
If I set your house on fire, then steal water from your neighbors to make sure the fire doesn't finish burning down your house til next year, I didn't save your house from burning down. Do you get that? I'm still the one who set your house on fire in the first place.
Anyways yay 12B for farmers.
Anyways yay 12B for farmers.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 PM
If I set your house on fire, then steal water from your neighbors to make sure the fire doesn't finish burning down your house til next year, I didn't save your house from burning down. Do you get that? I'm still the one who set your house on fire in the first place.
Anyways yay 12B for farmers.
Anyways yay 12B for farmers.
I'm not saying don't impeach Drunken Petey. I'm just saying if you do they're gonna replace him with someone worse or better. And neither of those is a good option either. It's treating a bedsore while cancer destroys your immune system.
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I'm not saying don't impeach Drunken Petey. I'm just saying if you do they're gonna replace him with someone worse or better. And neither of those is a good option either. It's treating a bedsore while cancer destroys your immune system.
Article: The Y chromosome has been slowly shrinking for hundreds of millions of years and in the 5 million to 11 million may vanish entirely.
Commenters: VACCINES! ESTROGEN IN THE WATER! LIBERALS! EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL! SCIENCE IS FAKE!
Commenters: VACCINES! ESTROGEN IN THE WATER! LIBERALS! EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL! SCIENCE IS FAKE!
a man with a tattoo on his forehead says how could you be so stupid
ALT: a man with a tattoo on his forehead says how could you be so stupid
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December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Article: The Y chromosome has been slowly shrinking for hundreds of millions of years and in the 5 million to 11 million may vanish entirely.
Commenters: VACCINES! ESTROGEN IN THE WATER! LIBERALS! EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL! SCIENCE IS FAKE!
Commenters: VACCINES! ESTROGEN IN THE WATER! LIBERALS! EVOLUTION ISN'T REAL! SCIENCE IS FAKE!
Script for December's episode is a little over halfway done I think. Won't know for sure til it is done but generally the scripts are around 15 pages and we just finished up page 8.
December 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Script for December's episode is a little over halfway done I think. Won't know for sure til it is done but generally the scripts are around 15 pages and we just finished up page 8.
BlueSky, I'm starting to get conservatives in my feed who are praising trump.
What in the fuck makes you think I want any of that?
What in the fuck makes you think I want any of that?
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
BlueSky, I'm starting to get conservatives in my feed who are praising trump.
What in the fuck makes you think I want any of that?
What in the fuck makes you think I want any of that?
I'll buy WB for ten bucks.
I have no other media holdings and I'm not rich so you know I'm not creating a monopoly.
I have no other media holdings and I'm not rich so you know I'm not creating a monopoly.
December 9, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I'll buy WB for ten bucks.
I have no other media holdings and I'm not rich so you know I'm not creating a monopoly.
I have no other media holdings and I'm not rich so you know I'm not creating a monopoly.
Is it just me or does Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson sound ridiculously similar to Alf.
December 8, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Is it just me or does Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson sound ridiculously similar to Alf.
My brother and his family got me a rice cooker for Christmas. I used it today. I have learned two things
1. I prefer my rice far softer than the average person and must add more water when I make it next.
2. The easy clean up alone is worth using a rice cooker.
I'm making so much rice from now on.
1. I prefer my rice far softer than the average person and must add more water when I make it next.
2. The easy clean up alone is worth using a rice cooker.
I'm making so much rice from now on.
December 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
My brother and his family got me a rice cooker for Christmas. I used it today. I have learned two things
1. I prefer my rice far softer than the average person and must add more water when I make it next.
2. The easy clean up alone is worth using a rice cooker.
I'm making so much rice from now on.
1. I prefer my rice far softer than the average person and must add more water when I make it next.
2. The easy clean up alone is worth using a rice cooker.
I'm making so much rice from now on.
Your reminder that autistic people's brains tend to use around 15% more energy at rest than an allistic's brain.
So if you wonder why the fuck we're always irritated and tired, tada!
So if you wonder why the fuck we're always irritated and tired, tada!
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Your reminder that autistic people's brains tend to use around 15% more energy at rest than an allistic's brain.
So if you wonder why the fuck we're always irritated and tired, tada!
So if you wonder why the fuck we're always irritated and tired, tada!
In case you thought it wasn't really that serious, Weird Al legit sang "Killing in the Name Of" like full force sang it.
Weird Al.
Weird fucking Al is mad enough to sing Rage Against the Machine, not parody it, just sing it.
We ain't mad enough at the world.
Weird Al.
Weird fucking Al is mad enough to sing Rage Against the Machine, not parody it, just sing it.
We ain't mad enough at the world.
December 7, 2025 at 11:15 PM
In case you thought it wasn't really that serious, Weird Al legit sang "Killing in the Name Of" like full force sang it.
Weird Al.
Weird fucking Al is mad enough to sing Rage Against the Machine, not parody it, just sing it.
We ain't mad enough at the world.
Weird Al.
Weird fucking Al is mad enough to sing Rage Against the Machine, not parody it, just sing it.
We ain't mad enough at the world.