Horrible Harry
@horribleharry.bsky.social
I paint things. I cook things. Slow heavy music enthusiast. Hockey sufferer.
Been reading a lot about ramen lately and I'm coming to the conclusion that it's just a big bowl of tea that you can eat.
January 24, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Been reading a lot about ramen lately and I'm coming to the conclusion that it's just a big bowl of tea that you can eat.
Goddammit... Which cartoonist am I supposed to get my misinformation from now?
January 13, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Goddammit... Which cartoonist am I supposed to get my misinformation from now?
Had a dream last night and in it someone referred to World War Three as W2,03 kinda like it was an episode of a TV show.
January 13, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Had a dream last night and in it someone referred to World War Three as W2,03 kinda like it was an episode of a TV show.
Using my super power, efficiently loading any kind of dishwasher, for evil, neatly stacking dirty dishes next to the sink.
January 12, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Using my super power, efficiently loading any kind of dishwasher, for evil, neatly stacking dirty dishes next to the sink.
I'm not being lazy creatively speaking, I'm creating scarcity.
January 11, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I'm not being lazy creatively speaking, I'm creating scarcity.
Me, after reading your note about eating the plums in the icebox: "There were 13 of them in there dude. Holy shit."
January 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Me, after reading your note about eating the plums in the icebox: "There were 13 of them in there dude. Holy shit."
"Skyscraper" is such a bumpkin-ass word and it's hilarious.
January 8, 2026 at 3:45 PM
"Skyscraper" is such a bumpkin-ass word and it's hilarious.
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Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
January 3, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Being an American feels like getting on a school bus and then your bus driver decides to do a drive by
My brother and I are releasing the worst hip-hop album ever.
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
My brother and I are releasing the worst hip-hop album ever.
Oh, you have RBF? Try suffering from RBHF. At least nobody accuses you of looking good in a bucket hat.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 AM
Oh, you have RBF? Try suffering from RBHF. At least nobody accuses you of looking good in a bucket hat.
Eomer telling a joke 15 years after LOTR: "Ok, ok, ok. I got one! — An elf, a dwarf, and a man walk into the Riddermark..."
January 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Eomer telling a joke 15 years after LOTR: "Ok, ok, ok. I got one! — An elf, a dwarf, and a man walk into the Riddermark..."
I don't quite know how to explain it but Boromir is an American.
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
I don't quite know how to explain it but Boromir is an American.
Since expelled 4th Wiseman, under his breath: We could have just mailed these gifts.
December 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Since expelled 4th Wiseman, under his breath: We could have just mailed these gifts.
Merry Kiefmas to all, and to all a good night.
December 25, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Merry Kiefmas to all, and to all a good night.
Top Gun, but Danger Zone is performed by Kenny G instead of Kenny Loggins.
December 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Top Gun, but Danger Zone is performed by Kenny G instead of Kenny Loggins.
My family's glögg is better than your family's glögg. Christmas has officially begun!
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My family's glögg is better than your family's glögg. Christmas has officially begun!
"How the Cringe Yoinked Chrimmus" A Gen Z Holiday Special
December 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
"How the Cringe Yoinked Chrimmus" A Gen Z Holiday Special
Leftist conspiracy theories according to conservatives: We want to convert all your guns into communist vaccine machines that turn your Christian children into violent homosexuals.
Actual leftist conspiracy theories: Fozzie Bear has secretly been a dog pretending to be a bear this whole time.
Actual leftist conspiracy theories: Fozzie Bear has secretly been a dog pretending to be a bear this whole time.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Leftist conspiracy theories according to conservatives: We want to convert all your guns into communist vaccine machines that turn your Christian children into violent homosexuals.
Actual leftist conspiracy theories: Fozzie Bear has secretly been a dog pretending to be a bear this whole time.
Actual leftist conspiracy theories: Fozzie Bear has secretly been a dog pretending to be a bear this whole time.
I didn't know hearts could break into this many pieces.
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
I didn't know hearts could break into this many pieces.
"Hey Alexa, search 'disgruntled to gruntled tutorial' please."
December 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"Hey Alexa, search 'disgruntled to gruntled tutorial' please."
The goofy proportioning makes them all look like cheap mid 2000s DVD menu characters.
December 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
The goofy proportioning makes them all look like cheap mid 2000s DVD menu characters.
Taking the time to appreciate how balanced the word "level" is aestheticslly and linguistically. It's a good one, for sure.
December 12, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Taking the time to appreciate how balanced the word "level" is aestheticslly and linguistically. It's a good one, for sure.
Setting up a chess board:
Opponent: Why is your side all bishops?
Me: Don't recognize a theocracy when you see one, huh? Get ready for a holy war, loser.
Opponent: Why is your side all bishops?
Me: Don't recognize a theocracy when you see one, huh? Get ready for a holy war, loser.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Setting up a chess board:
Opponent: Why is your side all bishops?
Me: Don't recognize a theocracy when you see one, huh? Get ready for a holy war, loser.
Opponent: Why is your side all bishops?
Me: Don't recognize a theocracy when you see one, huh? Get ready for a holy war, loser.
Who wants to start a chill-ass pizza joint with me? This junk is too good not to share with people.
December 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Who wants to start a chill-ass pizza joint with me? This junk is too good not to share with people.
"We have Pequod's at home."
Pequod's at home:
Pequod's at home:
December 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"We have Pequod's at home."
Pequod's at home:
Pequod's at home: