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HornyMustardSauce🔜MFF!
@hornymustardsauce.bsky.social
Cartoon fatties and other lewdness. Expect weird stuff.
Older than 30 - that's all I'll say.
🔞ALL characters depicted are 18+. MINORS WILL BE BLOCKED.🔞
I sincerely wish I could enjoy Smiling Friends with everyone else but it's genuinely hard for me to ignore all the things Zach and Chris have said over the years that seriously rubbed me the wrong way.

I guess I'm just not a fun person.
November 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Commission for @ranfrommusk.bsky.social

Ghetto Susie. 💀
November 9, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Hello. My sister was in a horrific work accident that caused her foot to be amputated. Her job is not paying her, and she is currently awaiting a court date. Please, retweet this and consider donating to help her family with expenses. gofund.me/21f9cb61b Squigga ass for visibility.
November 8, 2025 at 8:29 PM
You don't mess with the Zohran. ✊️✊️✊️
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Version of Mami Mofongo succubus without the gape!
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Boo. 💀
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy Halloween from Mami Mofongo! 😈🎃
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Probably 8-9.

Mostly for how notoriously silent I am when people try to chat with me.
October 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Some bulky, steamy, self-indulgent Squigly. 👀
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
'Tis the season. 🎃

Drawn by the ever so generous and talented @jangle.bsky.social!
October 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Some bulky, steamy, self-indulgent Squigly. 👀
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
33 🐑
September 19, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A collab between me and @superspoe.bsky.social that I never posted.

Candy bar girls! 🍫
August 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I was reading an article on Bluesky becoming the new main hub among scientists, and one person summarized the difference perfectly:

"When I talk about fish on Bluesky, people ask me questions about fish. When I talk about fish on Twitter, people threaten to murder my family because we’re Jewish."
August 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Summer's not over yet, right...?

Collab with @nyxen.bsky.social featuring Bertha from those old Confused[dot]com commercials!
August 25, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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''Sex is obscene''

Yeah, y'know what's actually obscene? Having sex for the only purpose of having children.
I mean, what makes you think throwing more people to a world that's at edge of an absolute social/economic/cultural/environmental collapse is some act of philanthropy?
July 29, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
July 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I still wonder how all the chuds who kept saying "woke leftists are anti-porn" are doing now.
July 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Commission of Pikmin's Brittany!
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Commission of Pikmin's Brittany!
July 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I'm Moving! That's right, I'm actually leaving the country to go to New Zealand and live with my girlfriend! It's a difficult time and transition, and expensive! I've been trying to balance my income and working hard, and I've made good headway on the thousands I've been spending so far (Cont'->)
July 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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FINALLY some new art.

A continuation of What Zit Tooya's commission featuring their friend's OC.
July 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM