Rich
@hopstache.bsky.social
We moved a few years ago to a town that's pretty walkable, and it has been eye opening to see just how careful you need to be as a pedestrian, because drivers just don't pay attention at all, and assuming that they're going to see you and follow traffic laws is taking a big risk with your life
December 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
We moved a few years ago to a town that's pretty walkable, and it has been eye opening to see just how careful you need to be as a pedestrian, because drivers just don't pay attention at all, and assuming that they're going to see you and follow traffic laws is taking a big risk with your life
No credit for finally speaking up when the leopard sinks its teeth into your face, Jimmy
December 12, 2025 at 5:22 AM
No credit for finally speaking up when the leopard sinks its teeth into your face, Jimmy
What percentage of a non-rich person’s income do you think goes toward health insurance? We know you guys don’t want to pay that much more in taxes, but it’s a net gain for most people if the wealthy were taxed to pay for the care of those upon whose backs their fortunes were made
December 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What percentage of a non-rich person’s income do you think goes toward health insurance? We know you guys don’t want to pay that much more in taxes, but it’s a net gain for most people if the wealthy were taxed to pay for the care of those upon whose backs their fortunes were made
I like making up bullshit numbers, too
December 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I like making up bullshit numbers, too
“Has now been arrested” bad, apparently 😬
December 11, 2025 at 1:25 AM
“Has now been arrested” bad, apparently 😬
most of the best traditions start this way
December 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
most of the best traditions start this way
Connor Stalions playing the long game -- now is his time
December 10, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Connor Stalions playing the long game -- now is his time
someone this far up his own ass would manage to fuck up a sure thing by talking
December 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
someone this far up his own ass would manage to fuck up a sure thing by talking
Why did I just walk into this room? It will forever remain a mystery!
December 10, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why did I just walk into this room? It will forever remain a mystery!
I'm going to go out on a limb and dispute his assertion that he could create a dating app profile and lose his virginity the same day
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I'm going to go out on a limb and dispute his assertion that he could create a dating app profile and lose his virginity the same day
Adrian Peterson will always be a Lion in my mind
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Adrian Peterson will always be a Lion in my mind
Given his level of competence, let’s let him spend his time on shit like this
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Given his level of competence, let’s let him spend his time on shit like this
The flashback I just had to callers on the Jim Rome show was most unwelcome
December 8, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The flashback I just had to callers on the Jim Rome show was most unwelcome
The only think I like about this is how the one guy is pointing his gun at the back of the head of another one of his fellow AI generated scumbags
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The only think I like about this is how the one guy is pointing his gun at the back of the head of another one of his fellow AI generated scumbags
Maybe the one consistent thing about right-wingers is refusal to acknowledge that something is a problem until it directly affects them in a negative way
December 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Maybe the one consistent thing about right-wingers is refusal to acknowledge that something is a problem until it directly affects them in a negative way
The leopards say your face was delicious, Marge
December 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
The leopards say your face was delicious, Marge
I was in Canada yesterday, and that would be news to them
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I was in Canada yesterday, and that would be news to them
Right winger finds the clit for the first time in history
December 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Right winger finds the clit for the first time in history
Does it hit the same without the dance number?
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Does it hit the same without the dance number?
That’s why I know Benghazi ain’t going away
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 AM
That’s why I know Benghazi ain’t going away
Seems like selling a lot less stuff is a questionable business strategy, but maybe that lack of magical thinking that’s why I’m not a titan of industry
December 5, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Seems like selling a lot less stuff is a questionable business strategy, but maybe that lack of magical thinking that’s why I’m not a titan of industry
I love it when predatory megacorporations find out how much things cost when they’re not massively subsidized by tax dollars
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I love it when predatory megacorporations find out how much things cost when they’re not massively subsidized by tax dollars
God, Herbstreit is insufferable
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
God, Herbstreit is insufferable
Would be nice of them to bankrupt something that provides no other value for a change rather than destroying longstanding brands
December 4, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Would be nice of them to bankrupt something that provides no other value for a change rather than destroying longstanding brands