Hopping Crow
@hoppingcrow.bsky.social
The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Upper Peninsula, Michigan.
As I’m not allowed on your bed, I cannot possibly explain how my peanut butter filled and defrosted Kong ended, rolled up in your clean sheets while you were gone. Maybe you should’ve stayed home.
December 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
As I’m not allowed on your bed, I cannot possibly explain how my peanut butter filled and defrosted Kong ended, rolled up in your clean sheets while you were gone. Maybe you should’ve stayed home.
First sauna of the winter season
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
First sauna of the winter season
We have six different warnings in play—storm, heavy freezing spray, gale, winter weather, wind, and lake shore flood with threats of flash freezing. So much weather.
December 19, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We have six different warnings in play—storm, heavy freezing spray, gale, winter weather, wind, and lake shore flood with threats of flash freezing. So much weather.
So when you say you’re out of treats, you mean like in your pocket right? Not like completely out, right?
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 PM
So when you say you’re out of treats, you mean like in your pocket right? Not like completely out, right?
Game on, ungulate.
December 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Game on, ungulate.
Looking for trouble.
December 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Looking for trouble.
You’re the one that wanted me. Throw the frisbee and then we’ll walk.
(-3°, windchill -22° accompanied by lake effect whiteout snow squalls)
(-3°, windchill -22° accompanied by lake effect whiteout snow squalls)
December 13, 2025 at 3:55 PM
You’re the one that wanted me. Throw the frisbee and then we’ll walk.
(-3°, windchill -22° accompanied by lake effect whiteout snow squalls)
(-3°, windchill -22° accompanied by lake effect whiteout snow squalls)
I know you’re trying to make the bed. I’m just that kind of helper.
December 7, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I know you’re trying to make the bed. I’m just that kind of helper.
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Home again, home again, jiggity jig.
Since you won’t let me swim in it, I will sing to it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Since you won’t let me swim in it, I will sing to it.
The struggle is real.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
The struggle is real.
‘Member last night when I caught and killed the possum while on a tie up in grandma’s driveway and thought maybe I should bite you when you tried to take me away from it and then when you went back to stuff it in a bag, it was gone because it still wanted to play? Good times.
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
‘Member last night when I caught and killed the possum while on a tie up in grandma’s driveway and thought maybe I should bite you when you tried to take me away from it and then when you went back to stuff it in a bag, it was gone because it still wanted to play? Good times.
And we’ve been upgraded….
November 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
And we’ve been upgraded….
And so it begins
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
And so it begins
S’mine. You can throw it, but it’s mine.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 PM
S’mine. You can throw it, but it’s mine.
Yeah, I saw a suitcase. I’ll just stay here in front of the exit so I can supervise.
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Yeah, I saw a suitcase. I’ll just stay here in front of the exit so I can supervise.
Chewed a hole through my roof, moved in and there were squirrel shenanigans until I managed to catch them and take them for a long drive.
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Chewed a hole through my roof, moved in and there were squirrel shenanigans until I managed to catch them and take them for a long drive.
I was forced to eat my dinner before I got my greenie. And it wasn’t an hour and a half long temper tantrum. It was a highly expressive interpretive piece incorporating movement and song to express my anguish over the daily injustices I suffer.
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I was forced to eat my dinner before I got my greenie. And it wasn’t an hour and a half long temper tantrum. It was a highly expressive interpretive piece incorporating movement and song to express my anguish over the daily injustices I suffer.
No, I didn’t eat my dinner (but you could give me a greeny anyway)
November 15, 2025 at 12:04 AM
No, I didn’t eat my dinner (but you could give me a greeny anyway)
Cloudy and blowing a half gale but worth the drive
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Cloudy and blowing a half gale but worth the drive
Spa day, my floof. It’s cruel and unnatural. I’m a dog. I’m supposed to smell like I rolled in a fish.
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Spa day, my floof. It’s cruel and unnatural. I’m a dog. I’m supposed to smell like I rolled in a fish.
Frisbee thief makes his getaway. He’s made off with two frisbees in a month.
November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Frisbee thief makes his getaway. He’s made off with two frisbees in a month.
They promised snow but I’ve been watching for a really long time and there isn’t any yet.
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
They promised snow but I’ve been watching for a really long time and there isn’t any yet.
Chopping man has been reunited with his missing ax. No longer will we be greeted by jerk off guy when we leave the house.
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Chopping man has been reunited with his missing ax. No longer will we be greeted by jerk off guy when we leave the house.