I’m a hoot!
@hootleneck.bsky.social
Just got out of bed, at 4pm yes, because I remembered I had two packages to pick up,,,,, capitalim really is grim
February 3, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Just got out of bed, at 4pm yes, because I remembered I had two packages to pick up,,,,, capitalim really is grim
Chiken tender😅
I literally went ”HUH??”
February 2, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Chiken tender😅
School paper is beating myyyy assss like I need to stop writing for theeem
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
School paper is beating myyyy assss like I need to stop writing for theeem
Omg i was SO sure Joni Mitchell had died??? Like i feel liked I’ve mourned her
February 2, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Omg i was SO sure Joni Mitchell had died??? Like i feel liked I’ve mourned her
Hate hanging out with my friend and her boyfriend cuz they’re so cute I get jelpuuuuus
January 31, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Hate hanging out with my friend and her boyfriend cuz they’re so cute I get jelpuuuuus
Lowkey they based Marty supremes skin on me
January 31, 2026 at 3:46 AM
Lowkey they based Marty supremes skin on me
My parents were here during the weekend and now I have too much food to fit in my tiny kitchen,,,, waiter waiter my steak too juicy
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 PM
My parents were here during the weekend and now I have too much food to fit in my tiny kitchen,,,, waiter waiter my steak too juicy
People are cassaroleing things that have never been casseroled before
Snow evening in w/ a sushi casserole and a glass of Malbec? Sign me up! ❄️😊
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 PM
People are cassaroleing things that have never been casseroled before
Wish more of my things were monographed like if I was a southern girl
January 26, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Wish more of my things were monographed like if I was a southern girl
Finally managed to get some more paintings uuuup on my walls ! Yay!
January 25, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Finally managed to get some more paintings uuuup on my walls ! Yay!
Lovely oomfs trading ijbols 🙏🙏🫶
January 25, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Lovely oomfs trading ijbols 🙏🙏🫶
Im sorry idk why this reads like a wattpad fanfic by an 11 year old about life in America
Uber eats is genuinely never worth it, maybe if you’re like severely depressed otherwise just go grab takeaway at a local restaurant sorry,,,,,
January 24, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Im sorry idk why this reads like a wattpad fanfic by an 11 year old about life in America
My oven timer is beeping in the same tempo as Geese
January 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
My oven timer is beeping in the same tempo as Geese
Uber eats is genuinely never worth it, maybe if you’re like severely depressed otherwise just go grab takeaway at a local restaurant sorry,,,,,
January 24, 2026 at 10:10 AM
Uber eats is genuinely never worth it, maybe if you’re like severely depressed otherwise just go grab takeaway at a local restaurant sorry,,,,,
The world is in such turmoil people are starting folk music careers again
January 21, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The world is in such turmoil people are starting folk music careers again
Gonna put on stranger things season 5 so i can clean my apartment cuz god knows ill have to look away
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Gonna put on stranger things season 5 so i can clean my apartment cuz god knows ill have to look away
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My cat is snoring 😂 I can’t hear him since I’m hearing impaired, but it’s vibrating up thru my whole arm 🤣🤣
two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones
Alt: two cats wearing headphones are sitting at a table with microphones like podcasters. Podcats 😂
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:07 AM
My cat is snoring 😂 I can’t hear him since I’m hearing impaired, but it’s vibrating up thru my whole arm 🤣🤣
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we are the khias of our time..but we're dancing with the divas in our minds
January 20, 2026 at 10:27 PM
we are the khias of our time..but we're dancing with the divas in our minds
Booked a slot in the laundry room at 7am tomorrow I’m already dreaaaadign it I hope I get woken up by my neighbors renoing their kitchen atleast
January 21, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Booked a slot in the laundry room at 7am tomorrow I’m already dreaaaadign it I hope I get woken up by my neighbors renoing their kitchen atleast
Wish I had a sausage rn
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Wish I had a sausage rn
I’m gonna make it my goal this year to make really good pizza
January 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
I’m gonna make it my goal this year to make really good pizza
Watching a show without eating is like torture
January 21, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Watching a show without eating is like torture
Christmas present for everyone celebrating today! Merry oomfmas!
January 7, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Christmas present for everyone celebrating today! Merry oomfmas!