Lindsay S. Pumpkins🎃
@hoopylinz.bsky.social
∀ realz • not bad; just drawn that way • alumni.cmu • @hope.net • 📚🎻🧶🎮🛰️🧮 • she/elle
Don’t ride the wave; be the wave.
Don’t ride the wave; be the wave.
It’s just 6-7 because they don’t know how to memorize phone numbers like 8675309
November 9, 2025 at 5:11 PM
It’s just 6-7 because they don’t know how to memorize phone numbers like 8675309
Women like the vehicle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
October 16, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Women like the vehicle ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I do not want to be in this person’s speakerphone meeting in the salon but here we are.
October 15, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I do not want to be in this person’s speakerphone meeting in the salon but here we are.
This is the weekend of the Linux desktop.
October 10, 2025 at 1:33 PM
This is the weekend of the Linux desktop.
This 20 minute round of introductions could have been an email signature.
October 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
This 20 minute round of introductions could have been an email signature.
Came here to change to my Halloween name but I guess I just leave it up all year now 💀
October 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Came here to change to my Halloween name but I guess I just leave it up all year now 💀
When you follow path of exile reddit and crochet reddit and there’s a post about crafting that looks like it could be either 😅
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
When you follow path of exile reddit and crochet reddit and there’s a post about crafting that looks like it could be either 😅
Gonna use live translation to make everybody speak to me in French.
September 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Gonna use live translation to make everybody speak to me in French.
Baffled for days that my vacuum wasn’t charging. The wall side of the charger wasn’t plugged in.
I am my own stupidest help desk stories.
I am my own stupidest help desk stories.
September 8, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Baffled for days that my vacuum wasn’t charging. The wall side of the charger wasn’t plugged in.
I am my own stupidest help desk stories.
I am my own stupidest help desk stories.
A woman and her kid at the car service place clinked bundt cakes and the woman said “cheers to girl dinner”
August 12, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A woman and her kid at the car service place clinked bundt cakes and the woman said “cheers to girl dinner”
Literally never want to see another email again.
August 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Literally never want to see another email again.
It’s so windy around Vegas driving is just irl desert bus.
August 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It’s so windy around Vegas driving is just irl desert bus.
You’ve heard about shitty add ons. I give you…even shittier add on:
August 8, 2025 at 10:43 PM
You’ve heard about shitty add ons. I give you…even shittier add on:
Guess it’s that time of year.
August 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Guess it’s that time of year.
Don’t even give this fake-ass estimate window. We all know direct signature means I have to sit outside all day or I’m getting the door post-it of doom.
July 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Don’t even give this fake-ass estimate window. We all know direct signature means I have to sit outside all day or I’m getting the door post-it of doom.
Kind of want the harvest zone as a hideout 🤔 @path-of-exile.bsky.social
July 11, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Kind of want the harvest zone as a hideout 🤔 @path-of-exile.bsky.social
Reposted by Lindsay S. Pumpkins🎃
I have wasted so much of my life on fucking git submodulesJsjsh&$2747:ahd€]
June 29, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I have wasted so much of my life on fucking git submodulesJsjsh&$2747:ahd€]
But what if the ball was actually a pickle.
June 28, 2025 at 2:33 PM
But what if the ball was actually a pickle.
This post format is my favorite thing right now, especially this one.
“I asked ChatGPT...” well I asked Tom Bombadil and he said "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!"
May 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This post format is my favorite thing right now, especially this one.
How is it only Thursday. There have been 50 fucking days in this week. 💀
May 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How is it only Thursday. There have been 50 fucking days in this week. 💀