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"𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜, 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝒾𝑒."

—𝙎𝙁𝙒 / 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒
—𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 / 𝘿𝙈𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣
—𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙉𝙊𝙄𝙕𝙀.

#OWRP 🐷 #MVRP
Oink.
December 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Naughty.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Reposted by ROADHOG
𝑩𝒓𝒊𝒈𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆 | 𝑺𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒑𝒍𝒖𝒈

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° 𝑳𝒆𝒘𝒅 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 — 𝑺𝑭𝑾

° 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔

° 𝑩𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒖𝒂𝒍 — 𝑺𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉

° #OWRP#BSRP

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𝑹𝑬𝑻𝑾𝑬𝑬𝑻 \ 𝑳𝑰𝑲𝑬
December 2, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Stealing is fun.

Stealing moderately is.

Moderately fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Places roast back in table.

Picks one bit instead.

﹙ SCREAMING IN RUSSIAN ﹚
December 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
That's not a no.

﹙ sighing in russian ﹚
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Just hungry.

. . . . you want to die or something?
sTEALS ROASTED HOG—
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
sTEALS ROASTED HOG—

serving roasted hog for dinner.
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Lifts mask a bit.

Spits tooth.

"Understandable."

it made me feel better.
-50 HP!

Oinks in pain.

"Uncalled for."
December 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
-50 HP!

Oinks in pain.

"Uncalled for."

﹙ sighs. punches him. ﹚
Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.

"Medium? Rare?"
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Stealing bananas is a fear tactic.
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Waves.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Unfazed, shoves the hook below the mask to use as toothpick.

"Medium? Rare?"

i will roast you.
Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Eating popcorn while everyone is stealing more bananas from Zarya.
December 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by ROADHOG
February 10, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Stares, looks at the banana. Then to Zarya.

Then to the banana. Then to Zarya.

Approaches. Hands it back.

﹙ irritated eyes watching ﹚ give me back my banana .
Walks backwards, shoving the banana below the gasmask while keeping eye contact.
December 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Walks backwards, shoving the banana below the gasmask while keeping eye contact.

ебать. ﹙ translate: fuck ﹚
December 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Steals it.

eating a banana without the peel .
December 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not much! Old Hog is just ult'ing a group of security agents trying to keep him away from Zenyatta.
The omnic monk lets out a sigh, looking down slightly with a look that can only be described as disapproval and disappointment…if he could even change his face.

He decides to stand up and go see what the ruckus is.
Distant sounds of gunfire and explosions as well as intimidating gutural laughter.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reposted by ROADHOG
December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Distant sounds of gunfire and explosions as well as intimidating gutural laughter.
He’s busy meditating. Finding his inner peace to feel and become one with the Iris.

Deep in thought while at the same time, thinking nothing at all. Letting the silence wonder in peace.
December 5, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Reposted by ROADHOG
November 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Chuckles.
December 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜, 𝒷𝒾𝓇𝒹𝒾𝑒."

—𝙎𝙁𝙒 / 𝙉𝙎𝙁𝙒
—𝙁𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙮 / 𝘿𝙈𝙨 𝙊𝙥𝙚𝙣
—𝙋𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙮 𝙉𝙊𝙄𝙕𝙀.

#OWRP 🐷 #MVRP
December 5, 2025 at 6:38 PM