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HoofRat🇨🇦
@hoofrat.bsky.social
Childless dog lady, baker, 🏳️‍🌈ally, rural leftie

I may be old and forgetful, but at least I’m not old and forgetful
As crushing as this is, you’re doing the kindest, most responsible thing for your girl. I’m so sorry for all your losses this year.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Do not cross a chihuahua

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December 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
And piss everyone off equally. Is this her new crossing the floor/descending the stairs moment?

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December 2, 2025 at 7:52 PM
We call it Flippy Ear🙂
December 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I love Tod’s response:

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Franklin and the Forgotten Moral
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December 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
The only role I feel sorry for are the cooks and housekeepers and cab drivers and small business owners; it’s never people like Steve Wynn who go broke in these situations. On the other hand, if any of the above-mentioned folks voted for Trump? Actions have consequences.
December 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Honestly, that was my first thought when I saw this😂
December 2, 2025 at 3:42 PM
*Skritches behind beautiful ears*
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
B0W 0W0
December 2, 2025 at 3:27 PM
This appeared in response to Haguseth’s tweet. (Keep Franklin’s name out of your lying mouth, bourbon-breath.)

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December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I like to chop a bit of ham and onion into the pot with a can of beans, add a good shake of smoked paprika and serve it forth with garlic toast or a homemade cheese biscuit. It’s food for the soul on a cold, grey day.
December 2, 2025 at 3:53 AM
With a buncha curling fans behind him yelling “Hurry hard!”.
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Patties of leftover stuff I’m, coated in panko and cooked in a waffle maker.
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
What’s the biggest size a pale shredder comes in? Asking for a friend.
November 30, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Stuffing waffles topped with shredded turkey and gravy are freaking amazing
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I’ve done the same, but with the addition of a blob of lightly sweetened cream cheese at the bottom.

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November 30, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I totally get it; there have been years I loved the season, and years, more recently, when I just wanted to plug my ears and sleep through the whole thing. I find it helps to help someone else, to try to let go of expectations, and to realize (thanks, Mike!) I’m not the only one who feels this way.
November 30, 2025 at 4:54 PM
November 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am deeply saddened that we do not have a giant bologna in our local parade, especially given how many Newfoundlanders live in Alberta. Mad respect to St. John’s!
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM