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honeyholloway.bsky.social
santa’s favorite ho ho ho
@honeyholloway.bsky.social
historian & burlesque babe in upstate ny. tattooed mother of dogs, lover of las vegas, & lazy witch. she/her. 🏳️‍🌈
New my type just dropped and it’s scruffy priest with neck tattoos
December 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Adam DeVine being in boxers and socks for almost the entirety of his episode of “It’s Florida, Man” is an early Christmas gift.
December 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Walking into 2026...
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
POV: you’re a frosty cold Coors Banquet in my fridge after frosting 10000 Christmas cookies
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Tucky loves the winter wonderland.
December 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Father Christmas asking us to share a little kindness today.
December 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Being up before everyone else with coffee and a daily card pull in front of the tree with old Christmas music is just the kind of moment of zen I needed right now.
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Pretty sure she just ordered shots for the entire bar
Our local Applebee’s bar is WILDIN on Friday nights. It’s been packed since just before 5 and a drunk lady told me I had to sing Jingle Bells while she sprayed spit all over my cheek.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Our local Applebee’s bar is WILDIN on Friday nights. It’s been packed since just before 5 and a drunk lady told me I had to sing Jingle Bells while she sprayed spit all over my cheek.
December 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Sometimes you just need a big PBR and shitty appetizers. It’s called self- care.
December 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Me every day since Tuesday
a drag queen is wearing a very large wig and making a funny face .
ALT: a drag queen is wearing a very large wig and making a funny face .
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December 12, 2025 at 4:10 PM
just as I question if it’s worth being perceived to be loved, my friends prove that yes, it is — and it’s wonderful
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Reached into a craft tote I had taken to a friend’s house, relieved to feel scissors inside, only to pull them out and see they’re FABRIC SCISSORS
I can’t find one fucking single pair of scissors in this house and I am about to crash out over it
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I can’t find one fucking single pair of scissors in this house and I am about to crash out over it
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This entire day turned to shit at 2pm and I am so done with the world
December 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
The feminine urge to throw my phone out the window on the highway and keep driving to somewhere where I don’t know anyone and they don’t know me
December 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
The most unrealistic part of any Hallmark movie I’ve ever seen is a corporate CEO asking a character if she “has a life” because she’s working on December 24th
December 10, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Tell me why I couldn’t remember the word “scarab” and kept saying “scabies” why does it feel like a Monday lol
December 10, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Spilled coffee on my shirt
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Back on my bullshit
December 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So, Tarantino, that didn’t exactly go how you wanted did it
a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
ALT: a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
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December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
High as hell sipping beer putting together a puzzle. I love 39 so far.
December 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I share a birthday with several celebrities but my favorite bday twin celebrity is
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM