Black Sabre Jr. 🏆
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Describing Orange Cassidy to a Final Fantasy fan "Imagine a Tonberry..." 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Describing Orange Cassidy to a Final Fantasy fan "Imagine a Tonberry..." 🤼
You're not cool unless you have a hoodie with the sex scene from "Heat" on it.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
You're not cool unless you have a hoodie with the sex scene from "Heat" on it.
Helluva way to find out
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Helluva way to find out
Becoming a type of guy:
(it's funny how they include israel in this)
(it's funny how they include israel in this)
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Becoming a type of guy:
(it's funny how they include israel in this)
(it's funny how they include israel in this)
The southwest, although I've always liked it, has been reappraised over the past few years.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The southwest, although I've always liked it, has been reappraised over the past few years.
Me after my tag team 🤼♂️ fails to defeat Cesaro and Sheamus during the No. 1 Contender Tournament:
November 11, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Me after my tag team 🤼♂️ fails to defeat Cesaro and Sheamus during the No. 1 Contender Tournament:
Vince Gilligan:
November 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Vince Gilligan:
Virginia Goth Cowboy?
November 9, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Virginia Goth Cowboy?
Me moving to the other side of the club after I farted.
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me moving to the other side of the club after I farted.
Reporting live from the Cuomo headquarters:
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Reporting live from the Cuomo headquarters:
All Quotes No Likes is crazy.
November 4, 2025 at 7:31 PM
All Quotes No Likes is crazy.
Karoline Leavitt said that the Trump Administration is launching an investigation into finding out the leader of the No Kings Protest. They need to launch an investigation to find her lips. She can buy a pair of lipstick and it'll last a lifetime.
November 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Karoline Leavitt said that the Trump Administration is launching an investigation into finding out the leader of the No Kings Protest. They need to launch an investigation to find her lips. She can buy a pair of lipstick and it'll last a lifetime.
Thanksgiving season is for Real Eaters
November 1, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Thanksgiving season is for Real Eaters
I'm going to eventually sell this so I didn't take this out in the rain or to a party where it'd have drinks spilled on it but the Rucking Fotten Akira jacket is cool.
November 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm going to eventually sell this so I didn't take this out in the rain or to a party where it'd have drinks spilled on it but the Rucking Fotten Akira jacket is cool.
Catching up on Big Autism:
October 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Catching up on Big Autism:
Tattooing this over my Nazi symbol tattoo so the people of Maine know I disagree with it:
October 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Tattooing this over my Nazi symbol tattoo so the people of Maine know I disagree with it:
Me when Gregory fuckin Peck shows up. How did I forget about that appearance.
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Me when Gregory fuckin Peck shows up. How did I forget about that appearance.
Me when I see Illeana Douglas:
October 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Me when I see Illeana Douglas:
Me when Robert Mitchum has a cameo appearance:
October 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Me when Robert Mitchum has a cameo appearance:
Me when I see Joe Don Baker
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me when I see Joe Don Baker
Me during the shot where Max Cady is sitting on the Bowdens gate as the fireworks are going off behind him:
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Me during the shot where Max Cady is sitting on the Bowdens gate as the fireworks are going off behind him:
Me when I watch the split diopter shot:
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Me when I watch the split diopter shot:
Me watching "Cape Fear":
October 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Me watching "Cape Fear":