Homoaesthete
@homoaesthete.bsky.social
Full-time voyeur, part-time exhibitionist, and occasional nudist. Find me somewhere on the Venn diagrams of art, nature, and smut; otter, daddy, and geek. 🏳️🌈
Truly enjoying a most adorable series of m/m books, but the dangling modifiers are driving me to distraction.
February 10, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Truly enjoying a most adorable series of m/m books, but the dangling modifiers are driving me to distraction.
There’s no chance “I couldn’t find my underwear after lunch” will fly as an excuse for getting back late to work, is there?
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
There’s no chance “I couldn’t find my underwear after lunch” will fly as an excuse for getting back late to work, is there?
Bootlicking bots on Rotten Tomatoes have driven the audience Popcornmeter score on the critically lambasted “Melania” up to 99%. One wonders what the going rate is per fawning review.
February 6, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Bootlicking bots on Rotten Tomatoes have driven the audience Popcornmeter score on the critically lambasted “Melania” up to 99%. One wonders what the going rate is per fawning review.
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We Southern Californians who consider +40 degrees to be unbearably cold salute the people of Minneapolis.
January 23, 2026 at 8:53 PM
We Southern Californians who consider +40 degrees to be unbearably cold salute the people of Minneapolis.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“‘Folks,’ in the sense of ‘parents,’ ‘family,’ ‘those present,’ is colloquial and too folksy for formal writing.”
“‘Folks,’ in the sense of ‘parents,’ ‘family,’ ‘those present,’ is colloquial and too folksy for formal writing.”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"His ruthless ascent had knocked more paint from the ancient vehicle's dilapidated flanks, but its owner appeared to be either oblivious or indifferent."
"His ruthless ascent had knocked more paint from the ancient vehicle's dilapidated flanks, but its owner appeared to be either oblivious or indifferent."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“She blamed Mrs Palfrey for bringing the book, and the author for writing it.”
“She blamed Mrs Palfrey for bringing the book, and the author for writing it.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“‘Folks,’ in the sense of ‘parents,’ ‘family,’ ‘those present,’ is colloquial and too folksy for formal writing.”
“‘Folks,’ in the sense of ‘parents,’ ‘family,’ ‘those present,’ is colloquial and too folksy for formal writing.”
Wouldn’t ya know, I finally got my pants down two waist sizes just in time for the world to start thirsting for hockey butt.
January 18, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Wouldn’t ya know, I finally got my pants down two waist sizes just in time for the world to start thirsting for hockey butt.
Happy Hump Day from the archive.
January 14, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Happy Hump Day from the archive.
Is #JockstrapFriday still a thing? #cellblock13
January 9, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Is #JockstrapFriday still a thing? #cellblock13
Happy Monochrome Monday. Join me in the sauna?
January 5, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Happy Monochrome Monday. Join me in the sauna?
New Year’s quasi-resolution to spend more time naked at home is already being challenged by the husbear’s insistence on keeping the windows open. In January.
January 2, 2026 at 2:20 AM
New Year’s quasi-resolution to spend more time naked at home is already being challenged by the husbear’s insistence on keeping the windows open. In January.
Since it appears to be the thing to do here at New Year’s, here’s my favorite nude of 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Since it appears to be the thing to do here at New Year’s, here’s my favorite nude of 2025.
See a bulge, post a bulge
December 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
See a bulge, post a bulge
Let he among you who has not jerked off with a buddy during "Heated Rivalry" throw the first hockey puck.
December 28, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Let he among you who has not jerked off with a buddy during "Heated Rivalry" throw the first hockey puck.
It’s very simple: You show up to the family Christmas gathering wearing a MAGA hat, you shouldn’t expect me to engage in conversation with you.
December 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
It’s very simple: You show up to the family Christmas gathering wearing a MAGA hat, you shouldn’t expect me to engage in conversation with you.
The 2025 Christmas Album Countdown #1: Vince Guaraldi Trio, “A Charlie Brown Christmas” (Fantasy, 1965)
December 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The 2025 Christmas Album Countdown #1: Vince Guaraldi Trio, “A Charlie Brown Christmas” (Fantasy, 1965)
This Christmas Eve, I want to thank @nathanburgoine.bsky.social for writing and sharing the stories gay little me never knew he was missing.
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This Christmas Eve, I want to thank @nathanburgoine.bsky.social for writing and sharing the stories gay little me never knew he was missing.