I also picked up Seven Psychopaths.

You don’t get to be a multibillionaire by giving fake widows free ketchup.

Just got carded at Walgreens buying a pack of smokes after getting the senior discount at Goodwill.

You can pinpoint the exact moment he sold his eternal soul to Mephistopheles when you see him rocking the Justin Bieber cut during that one SNL “Christmas Song” vignette.

That Office Hours segment about his advertising reality show really is a revealing look at how he’s basically a soulless husk now.

Well you’re right at least.

On the contrary, they already cut him in. This was probably more to showcase that you can cruise to a championship in MLS instead of getting bounced out of the playoffs in the Saudi leagues once your European career is on the outs lol.

Speaking of money laundering schemes masquerading as big soccer tournaments, congratulations to the new MLS Cup champions Inter Miami CF. No wonder traffic was so horrific yesterday lol.

Need a good conservative Christian white woman who shares my values and will cut my hot dogs and form the pieces into a little smiley face on the plate with my smiley face fries and smiley face chicken bites with ketchup in the shape of a smiley face on the side.