Still dead.

*blink* Goapele is a family friend. Small world.

Au contraitre, whippersnapper! You get off my lawn, you're crowding the Muppets I want to interview.

Oh, he is.

Misogyny's such a hell of a drug it'll have people on main reflexively talking about a woman's looks no matter what she's done to be the topic of the hour.

That isnt remotely in Tanakh. First because human sacrifice is absolutely prohibited. Second because Gd is clear Gd doesnt want sacrifice - see Hosea 6:6. Nor was speaking with Gd the point of animal sacrifice.

Judaism has pretty specific tasks the Messiah is supposed to perform. End oppression of the Jews, bring the 10 lost Tribes back, establish a age of just rule. Jesus didnt do any of it. Im not the one here confused about the Bible or the Christian Testament.

Well, for one thing (or several), Jesus didn't do the things the Messiah is supposed to do before dying, but I suspect you have something else in mind.

Nope: Pilate was a Roman Governor presiding over a Roman court using Roman law, nothing at all like a Sanhedrin. If I'm relating things that didn't happen, your Bible is lying.

It's hardly a feat of prophesy for a seditionist to predict getting caught, tried, and executed for sedition, especially if he isnt planning to deny the act at trial.

Sure there is: Pilate was a Roman official, crucifixion was how Rome executed seditionists, the title Rex Iudaeorum was the topic of Jesus trial and what Rome put on his cross to explain why they executed him. (The RI in INRI). Don't you know your own religion?

It's all laid out in the Christian Testament. Which part of it do you doubt?

Nope. Jesus was executed by Imperial Rome for the crime of sedition against the Roman Empire by claiming the Roman title Rex Iudaeorum.

Some quick research shows ministering is this guy's side hustle. His day job is selling the services of a company that teaches improv to make hucksters better at huckstering. He's bounced across alot of sales jobs, and I think I know why.

Every cool thing Jesus ever said he paraphrased from a Pharisee who said it better. Speak of the Pharisees with respect or not at all.

Bizarre claim: Who did he marry and what were the names of his children?