neckline lower than black friday prices (complimentary)

As with that old post about retail workers getting to do one murder a year, job applicants should get the same courtesy for hiring managers.

A librarian could be standing in front of a wall of easily-accessible baseball almanacs, and the majority of folks will still ask the librarian who won the 1955 World Series, even if that librarian looks 12 and is wearing an "I hate baseball" shirt.

Even "Alcohol and Pills," and fuckouttahere with "Play a Train Song"

Next semester he taught a satire class and then retired. King shit all the way.

Beyond human compassion, curiosity, and the fact that folks speaking other languages is a gift, chances are if it's being said in a language you don't understand, it's not your business. And that's good! More people should consider more things not their business!

I replied "I like it, cause it means if they're speaking Arabic I know they're not talking to me, and that means I don't have to do anything about it." That seemed to persuade her.

I received an automated rejection a few weeks ago from a job that I applied to at a university in...2017. Everyone involved in hiring is essentially evil at this point, and no amount of mitigating circumstances can ameliorate that fact.

whomst among us hasn't stayed up for days in the Chelsea Hotel writing "Sad Eyed Lady of the Lowlands"?

Then I had to explain that I knew my pronunciation was correct because I heard it from Kinky Friedman, so it was a whole thing.

Had real fun one time with my partner (whose family is from Louisiana) when I was talking about Nacogdoches, TX and she thought I was simply murdering Natchitoches, LA

*Blaze* is *psychic*?!?

Love the casual "about as psychic as Blaze is"