austin
@hohologram.bsky.social
30, 🏳️🌈, complaining is my brand
Realizing that my will to stop existing is not a unique personality trait is more humiliating than therapeutic tbh
February 11, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Realizing that my will to stop existing is not a unique personality trait is more humiliating than therapeutic tbh
So I cancelled my job interview. If I don't go, I definitely fail, but it’s on my terms
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM
So I cancelled my job interview. If I don't go, I definitely fail, but it’s on my terms
Jumping off a bridge is so dramatic. If I’m going out, I want it to be on a heated massage chair
February 10, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Jumping off a bridge is so dramatic. If I’m going out, I want it to be on a heated massage chair
Used to think my taste in music was my edge but turns out I have the same spotify algorithm as the hbo music supervisors of that show about sociopath bankers
February 5, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Used to think my taste in music was my edge but turns out I have the same spotify algorithm as the hbo music supervisors of that show about sociopath bankers
Can’t believe I actually landed an interview for this job. My resume claims I’m a specialist but my search history goes like ‘what is accounts payable?’
February 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Can’t believe I actually landed an interview for this job. My resume claims I’m a specialist but my search history goes like ‘what is accounts payable?’
Idk why but antoni porowski has this way of looking at a shallot that makes you wish you were a shallot
January 27, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Idk why but antoni porowski has this way of looking at a shallot that makes you wish you were a shallot
I think we’ve now reached the peak of the 21st century. My date cancelled on me bc somehow his robot vacuum cleaner got stuck behind his entrance door and he’s basically locked out
January 25, 2026 at 12:38 AM
I think we’ve now reached the peak of the 21st century. My date cancelled on me bc somehow his robot vacuum cleaner got stuck behind his entrance door and he’s basically locked out
Managed to smoke only one cig on my break. I’ve decided to reward my perseverance by having a second
January 23, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Managed to smoke only one cig on my break. I’ve decided to reward my perseverance by having a second
Currently holding my entire life together with a single 21mg nicotine patch
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Currently holding my entire life together with a single 21mg nicotine patch
Staring at yalls thirst traps thinking the male body is a work of art, then the screen goes black and I catch a glimpse of myself
January 18, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Staring at yalls thirst traps thinking the male body is a work of art, then the screen goes black and I catch a glimpse of myself
Considering quitting smoking but I realize that having a cigarette isn’t just a habit, it’s my entire personality
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Considering quitting smoking but I realize that having a cigarette isn’t just a habit, it’s my entire personality
Googling 'justin theroux jogging' while all self-respect slowly leaves my body
a man in a grey shirt and grey pants is running
ALT: a man in a grey shirt and grey pants is running
media.tenor.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Googling 'justin theroux jogging' while all self-respect slowly leaves my body
Love how everyone has a passion. I just have a yoga mat in the corner of my room that serves as a tombstone for the 30 minutes I spent believing a hobby would fill this bottomless void
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Love how everyone has a passion. I just have a yoga mat in the corner of my room that serves as a tombstone for the 30 minutes I spent believing a hobby would fill this bottomless void
Hate other people’s birthday and how they act like it’s a public holiday. I’m just over here trying to survive a Friday
January 16, 2026 at 7:15 AM
Hate other people’s birthday and how they act like it’s a public holiday. I’m just over here trying to survive a Friday
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Yes, queers should be proud, but also everyone could stand to be a little more ashamed
June 1, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Yes, queers should be proud, but also everyone could stand to be a little more ashamed
Socking cock all my way to the hope that a rich daddy with a savior complex finally notices me before my hairline disappears completely
January 11, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Socking cock all my way to the hope that a rich daddy with a savior complex finally notices me before my hairline disappears completely
If you name a hockey team the Montreal Metros how are you not expecting the teammates to take team bonding literally in the locker room
January 10, 2026 at 1:46 PM
If you name a hockey team the Montreal Metros how are you not expecting the teammates to take team bonding literally in the locker room
Love donating to charity. By charity I mean my own delusion
January 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Love donating to charity. By charity I mean my own delusion
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two bottoms racing to see who will finish douching first? call that fleeted rivalry
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 AM
two bottoms racing to see who will finish douching first? call that fleeted rivalry
Loving my new credit score. Truly heartening to know that my financial behavior is no longer considered "predictable"
January 5, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Loving my new credit score. Truly heartening to know that my financial behavior is no longer considered "predictable"
Got a ton of matches on tinder but my conversational range is more like an npc
January 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Got a ton of matches on tinder but my conversational range is more like an npc
Hope it’s not weird that I’ve spent my saturday evening sexually fantasizing about young joseph stalin
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Hope it’s not weird that I’ve spent my saturday evening sexually fantasizing about young joseph stalin
Tired of living in a world where being single is basically a luxury lifestyle that none of us can actually afford
January 3, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Tired of living in a world where being single is basically a luxury lifestyle that none of us can actually afford
That time I found a green skittle on the washroom floor at work and seriously considered eating it
December 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
That time I found a green skittle on the washroom floor at work and seriously considered eating it
Idk what it is but I’d let john krasinski ruin me
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Idk what it is but I’d let john krasinski ruin me