Hogfrog
hogfrog.bsky.social
Hogfrog
@hogfrog.bsky.social
Oink. Just a sad little hog wallowing in a bog.

I block to keep things simple here
if you're not a real wombat, then I will have to tell everyone you're a dirty liar and lies are mean >:(

(I don't know what online people look like unless they already post selfies publicly, the most I've done was self + 🦽 + emoji mask))
a gray animal is looking out of a hole in the ground
ALT: a gray animal is looking out of a hole in the ground
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December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
hot, sticky, sauna temperatures is the Bad Side of the tropics. it absolutely fucks your moods. we call it going troppo (for real)
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I've neeeeever watched the rudolph movie(s)

only seen the last unicorn and the flight of dragons, for obvious reasons

now I have TFoD theme in my BRAIN
December 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
psuedo-santa's face is 👌
December 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I know bc I lose 1 follower after They get pissed at me offline, then a week later their account shows up as a XXX HAS FOLLOWED YOU notif, for the hundredth time.

Make it stop.
December 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
did it successfully reboot your system, making room for good things?

I feel like a daily reaction like this must ward off insanity
December 11, 2025 at 8:04 AM
WELL THEN THAT'S

YOUR BOSS'S FAULT FOR MAKING YOU OVERWORKED AND FORGETTING ABOUT VACATIONS
December 11, 2025 at 7:46 AM
jesus christ

I'd be snude and more!

your employment sounds like a perfect excuse for these kind of office things
December 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
pine marten shapes are SO GOOD
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
you haven't been snude to me (snippy+rude, I had to)
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
ALT: a man in a suit and tie with glasses says yes
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December 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
it's got fur and 4 legs
December 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
you have a secret muscle-fur AD account? 🤔😎
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
this is too frigging cute

alternative name: Mucca (moo-ka, Italian word for cow)
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Step 3, profit!

The Blocker isn't going to tell me why. The Blockee isn't entitled to know. If they don't even talk to the Blocker, why does it matter they're blocked?? How can *I* solve this?

This Rando is a 18+ account, reposts fat/muscle-fur art. 🫠
December 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
FTR, I don't act as a messenger or get involved in this crap. if someone has blocked you, I'm not finding out the why for you.
December 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
memememe!
December 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
how will this guy know what you do in your own home?? lolol
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
dude

crating/caging is fine for keeping the animal SAFE. if you train it as a Fun Event, no problem!

I would be paranoid about a curious animal getting stuck into things they shouldn't touch when Im sleeping.
December 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM