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"I look good, but I probably have the insides of Elvis."
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"I did, I'd say, at least about 80 percent of the rest of the driving, and I had the time of my life."
November 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"I think people know that I've got a good heart."
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Image is what people perceive my life to be. It's nothing like the truth."
November 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"Failure usually works for me in the end."
November 6, 2025 at 3:00 PM
"The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater."
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I feel like Elvis. Only alive."
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"In life, you either watch TV or you do TV. I told my daughters that the only way you're going to make it in this business is to get in the game. That's the biggest advice I can give them."
October 18, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"If you're not in the game, you can't hit a home run."
October 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I wanted to play around with the format, really tear it to pieces and shake it up. For example, if Mitch saves someone from drowning, and that person then goes out and releases a virus that kills a million people. Imagine the moral implications of that."
October 14, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way."
October 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I have a great relationship with my kids. We're very honest with each other, and I'm very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything."
October 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I think laughter is the best medicine. If you can't laugh at yourself, then you can't laugh at life and the silliness of it all."
October 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"All I want to do is be onstage. A performer needs to perform."
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!"
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off."
October 7, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"The Hoff has become larger than life, so I can't do anything small any more. If I mess up, it becomes big no matter what it is, so if I do something positive, it has to be equally big."
October 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"That's one of the good things about being recognisable - if you need a quick escape, the cabbies will take care of you."
October 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I embrace everything."
October 4, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back."
October 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"The Hoff has taken over David Hasselhoff. David Hasselhoff really doesn't know who he is anymore. Everywhere I go, it's The Hoff."
October 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too."
October 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I have a great relationship with my kids. We're very honest with each other, and I'm very proud that we are absolutely, incredibly close. That to me is more important than anything."
September 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"I met Cary Grant once, and I was absolutely star struck. I got his autograph."
September 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
"In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie."
September 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM