Hoffbeast
hoffbeast.bsky.social
Hoffbeast
@hoffbeast.bsky.social
Oh dear.
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 AM
But it teaches kids about the existence of Ken Russell’s The Devils so it is a societal good ever so slightly
November 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Fort Bragg, CA
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
It was for a UU conference one summer when I was like 11. We were there a week and saw a good amount of the city, even did a little trip up to Sedona.
October 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Same plus Chicago
October 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The gas prices 😭
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Theres a kind of weird one I kept getting on Tubi while watching a 1960’s Japanese fantasy body horror mystery film.
September 13, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just bring a machete and chop through all that foliage.
July 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I know posting "the girls are fighting" seems funny, but it's actually insensitive and shitty.

My father died in a girl fight. He tried to break it up and the girls pulled him apart like freshly baked bread. He didn't even scream. One moment he was there, the next just a spray of dad viscera.
June 6, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A pale imitation
April 14, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Do you think it makes him look sympathetic? It’s extremely damning imo and even more powerful given where things have gone.
March 1, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I hope it starts an eavier more insane facial hair trend in other teams.
February 21, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I once watched a heron eat chicken bones whole out of a kfc dumpster in Oakland, CA. There is more than one greatest city in the world.
February 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Woah, don't go crazy. What I'd there was something important in there? I'll find it years after the fact when I'm searching for something else.
February 8, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh I just hit “select all, mark as unread.”
February 8, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Its all better now. I'm free
February 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM