If your reel starts with a shaky close up opening each latch on a guitar case, I have skipped your reel and don’t want to know what the guitar is just out of spite.
If your reel starts with a shaky close up opening each latch on a guitar case, I have skipped your reel and don’t want to know what the guitar is just out of spite.
I’m Half a Dick Van Dyke years old today.
I also share my birthday with Taylor Swift, the only thing about me that’s cooler than her is the date of my birthday always adds up to my age.
13/12/25 = 50
I’m old now. 😟
I’m Half a Dick Van Dyke years old today.
I also share my birthday with Taylor Swift, the only thing about me that’s cooler than her is the date of my birthday always adds up to my age.
13/12/25 = 50
I’m old now. 😟
Massive worldwide EMP gets set off by splinter group in outback Australia.
Robert Irwin, riding a crocodile: If this doesn’t bring the Disney and Netflix Ai war to end nothing will.
Massive worldwide EMP gets set off by splinter group in outback Australia.
Robert Irwin, riding a crocodile: If this doesn’t bring the Disney and Netflix Ai war to end nothing will.
now can you all just fuck off about that shit.
now can you all just fuck off about that shit.
Woke up at 7:00am to watch the game and struggled to wake up, turned the TV on at 7:15 and we’re 2-0 down. What the hell!
Woke up at 7:00am to watch the game and struggled to wake up, turned the TV on at 7:15 and we’re 2-0 down. What the hell!
First thing I said was, “I can’t sleep and you make me get up us this early? That’s malpractice!”
First thing I said was, “I can’t sleep and you make me get up us this early? That’s malpractice!”
I’m in the house by myself and said, out loud, too myself!
“That’s it? what a shithouse ending.” 🤣
I’m in the house by myself and said, out loud, too myself!
“That’s it? what a shithouse ending.” 🤣
And why have the put “gripping saga” in quotes?
Everyone really has given up.
And why have the put “gripping saga” in quotes?
Everyone really has given up.
Maybe I just really want to ask why are Courtroom portraits so fucked.
Maybe I just really want to ask why are Courtroom portraits so fucked.
I don’t get headaches at night too often but seem to get them around earthquakes. It’s weird.
I don’t get headaches at night too often but seem to get them around earthquakes. It’s weird.
Heat bag applied, trying to breathe to ignore away the pain signals.
The funny thing about a torn ACL, your knee can just slip out when you’re asleep.
Heat bag applied, trying to breathe to ignore away the pain signals.
The funny thing about a torn ACL, your knee can just slip out when you’re asleep.
And man I hope it’s a song that has all the ex-guitarists on it trading solos. 🤘
And man I hope it’s a song that has all the ex-guitarists on it trading solos. 🤘
A 7th Pilot Episode. It could resolve all conflict and set the new standard of comedy for the planet.
A remake of the Odd couple Starring Greg Larsen and Ben Russell called the Cuck Couple.
A 7th Pilot Episode. It could resolve all conflict and set the new standard of comedy for the planet.
A remake of the Odd couple Starring Greg Larsen and Ben Russell called the Cuck Couple.
Why must they make the perfect Tele for me when I can’t afford it! 😭
Why must they make the perfect Tele for me when I can’t afford it! 😭
The Golden Geggy, where only Greg can be nominated.
youtu.be/ts_8yalHNXA?...
The Golden Geggy, where only Greg can be nominated.
youtu.be/ts_8yalHNXA?...
Can one dare to dream that they would bring this to Australia? They were never big here so I doubt it but it’s would be the best.
Can one dare to dream that they would bring this to Australia? They were never big here so I doubt it but it’s would be the best.
Had a bad Knee week, been a bit limpy and yesterday my knee slipped and has been freaking sore ever since.
The phone needs to adjust its readings based on how many ACLs you’ve done and how bad your arthritis is. 😂
Had a bad Knee week, been a bit limpy and yesterday my knee slipped and has been freaking sore ever since.
The phone needs to adjust its readings based on how many ACLs you’ve done and how bad your arthritis is. 😂
“funny thing is, all the evidence backing up my position is in the Epstein files”
“funny thing is, all the evidence backing up my position is in the Epstein files”
Azerbaijan
Albania
Armenia
Acetaminophen
Autism
What’s next?
He’ll announce he’s stopped the Bubonic plague in Bolivia with Vitamin B?
Azerbaijan
Albania
Armenia
Acetaminophen
Autism
What’s next?
He’ll announce he’s stopped the Bubonic plague in Bolivia with Vitamin B?
I think my Daily Telfast tablet is having an effect, now I sneeze in two’s instead of threes.
I think my Daily Telfast tablet is having an effect, now I sneeze in two’s instead of threes.