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Steve Hodgson
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Bass & Guitar accumulator. LEGO heavy investment portfolio. Design housing estates and my knee hurts.
Dear Guitars stores.

If your reel starts with a shaky close up opening each latch on a guitar case, I have skipped your reel and don’t want to know what the guitar is just out of spite.
December 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Happy Birthday to Dick Van Dyke, it’s a pleasure to share a birthday with him.

I’m Half a Dick Van Dyke years old today.

I also share my birthday with Taylor Swift, the only thing about me that’s cooler than her is the date of my birthday always adds up to my age.

13/12/25 = 50

I’m old now. 😟
December 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
2060:

Massive worldwide EMP gets set off by splinter group in outback Australia.

Robert Irwin, riding a crocodile: If this doesn’t bring the Disney and Netflix Ai war to end nothing will.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Had to do a questionaire for an overnight sleep study, and there was a few questions were I scored high on anxiety and feeling depressed, and at the end it gave me the number for lifeline, and now i'm anxiouly thinking, do they do that for everyone, or was it my answers that lead to that? 😁
December 5, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You’ve heard of Elf on the shelf….

now can you all just fuck off about that shit.
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 AM
When i started a job in 2011, i got given a "work phone", they wouldn't just transfer my number across, so I got a number from on ex employee and ditched my personal one and just used the work phone. Every 2 years or so I still get calls from people asking for him, got one today. 14 years! 😁
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Thomas Frank is making Ange’s effort to win a European Trophy with this squad look even more impressive.

Woke up at 7:00am to watch the game and struggled to wake up, turned the TV on at 7:15 and we’re 2-0 down. What the hell!
November 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Went to a specialist today about sleep, and they made the appointment 8:00am.

First thing I said was, “I can’t sleep and you make me get up us this early? That’s malpractice!”
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
All the these stories saying that “Arch Enemy has parted ways with their singer” and I’m just sad that not one article has framed it as “Arch Enemy’s singer becomes Arch Enemy’s arch enemy”
November 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Just watched House of Dynamite and there was so much tension and I liked the different perspectives but that ending.

I’m in the house by myself and said, out loud, too myself!

“That’s it? what a shithouse ending.” 🤣
November 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Netflix can’t even be arsed making their own show descriptions, just quoting the Daily Beast.

And why have the put “gripping saga” in quotes?

Everyone really has given up.
November 16, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Watching Aussie Portrait Artist of the year and can’t help but wonder what a Courtroom Artist of the year show would be like.

Maybe I just really want to ask why are Courtroom portraits so fucked.
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 AM
There was a 1.6 Earthquake near our house tonight and although I didn’t feel it, I did get a headache and last time we had one that was about 4.1 not too far away I got a headache before that one too.

I don’t get headaches at night too often but seem to get them around earthquakes. It’s weird.
November 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
AC/DC Gig registered by seismologists, and the while that's freaking cool that the MCG went off, the Engineer in me is thinking. "Might be worth doing a Structural review of the Southern Stand."
November 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nothing like a good old 4:00am sudden pain flare up where it feels like someone has my knee in a vice.

Heat bag applied, trying to breathe to ignore away the pain signals.

The funny thing about a torn ACL, your knee can just slip out when you’re asleep.
October 31, 2025 at 5:20 PM
As a metal guy, it’s hard to come to terms with Megadeth releasing their final album but what makes it easier is there’s a song on the album called “Let there be Shred”

And man I hope it’s a song that has all the ex-guitarists on it trading solos. 🤘
October 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
@grousehousetv.bsky.social may I suggest an olive branch to help resolve the Greg Larsen “situation.”

A 7th Pilot Episode. It could resolve all conflict and set the new standard of comedy for the planet.

A remake of the Odd couple Starring Greg Larsen and Ben Russell called the Cuck Couple.
October 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Fender is now bringing out models that are just obviously taunting me.

Why must they make the perfect Tele for me when I can’t afford it! 😭
October 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The Greg Larsen Show deserves its own category at the Logies:

The Golden Geggy, where only Greg can be nominated.

youtu.be/ts_8yalHNXA?...
Aunty Donna Improv Disaster | The Greg Larsen Show [Episode 1]
YouTube video by Grouse House
youtu.be
October 14, 2025 at 11:14 AM
So stoked that Geddy and Alex are going out and playing Rush songs again.

Can one dare to dream that they would bring this to Australia? They were never big here so I doubt it but it’s would be the best.
October 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Hey iPhone, stop bullying me. 😂

Had a bad Knee week, been a bit limpy and yesterday my knee slipped and has been freaking sore ever since.

The phone needs to adjust its readings based on how many ACLs you’ve done and how bad your arthritis is. 😂
October 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So can Comey’s defense be like;

“funny thing is, all the evidence backing up my position is in the Epstein files”
September 28, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Did somebody get Trump a word a day calendar and he’s still stuck in January.

Azerbaijan
Albania
Armenia
Acetaminophen
Autism

What’s next?

He’ll announce he’s stopped the Bubonic plague in Bolivia with Vitamin B?
September 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I think I figured out how Trump has stopped so many wars.
September 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Hey-fever season:

I think my Daily Telfast tablet is having an effect, now I sneeze in two’s instead of threes.
September 21, 2025 at 12:13 PM