Kris Bertin
@hobtown.bsky.social
Please read my HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES but also my regular stories krisbertin.com hobtown.com
I double damn dog dare you to get Hobtown III TOMORROW
You owe it to yourself
You owe it to me
You swore an oath
You owe it to yourself
You owe it to me
You swore an oath
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I double damn dog dare you to get Hobtown III TOMORROW
You owe it to yourself
You owe it to me
You swore an oath
You owe it to yourself
You owe it to me
You swore an oath
Come back to Hobtown
November 25th 2025 for
November 25th 2025 for
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Come back to Hobtown
November 25th 2025 for
November 25th 2025 for
THE CURSED HERMIT took Brennan and Pauline into a bizarre ghost-cheese world of semi-solid phantasms, curses, and brainwashing!
And they won! (barely)
And they won! (barely)
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
THE CURSED HERMIT took Brennan and Pauline into a bizarre ghost-cheese world of semi-solid phantasms, curses, and brainwashing!
And they won! (barely)
And they won! (barely)
HOBTOWN I was like our 2-hour pilot, establishing the town, its inhabitants, and the central mystery, so naturally, for our second book THE CURSED HERMIT we abandoned 60% of the cast and went to a weird castle outside of town.
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
HOBTOWN I was like our 2-hour pilot, establishing the town, its inhabitants, and the central mystery, so naturally, for our second book THE CURSED HERMIT we abandoned 60% of the cast and went to a weird castle outside of town.
Then, incredibly, even more STUFF HAPPENED!
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Then, incredibly, even more STUFF HAPPENED!
In HOBTOWN I, the CASE OF THE MISSING MEN, lots of STUFF HAPPENED!
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In HOBTOWN I, the CASE OF THE MISSING MEN, lots of STUFF HAPPENED!
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is here in a WEEK, so I'm offering a HOBTOWN REFRESHER COURSE for those who haven't been paying attention:
November 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is here in a WEEK, so I'm offering a HOBTOWN REFRESHER COURSE for those who haven't been paying attention:
There's a shotgun-wielding "Ape Lord", a gang of purple-clad psychics, a flying saucer, and if that isn't enough, our lead is thinking, speaking, and experiencing the entire story BACKWARDS:
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
November 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
There's a shotgun-wielding "Ape Lord", a gang of purple-clad psychics, a flying saucer, and if that isn't enough, our lead is thinking, speaking, and experiencing the entire story BACKWARDS:
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES III: The Secret of the Saucer drops on November 25th!
■■■BREAKING NEWS■■■
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
October 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
■■■BREAKING NEWS■■■
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
HOBTOWN 3 THE SECRET OF THE SAUCER is getting launched in HALIFAX, featuring:
•ALEX
•KRIS
•COPIES OF THE NEW HOBTOWN
All are encouraged to attend (unless barred from Bearly's).
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, NOV 25
Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Hobtown Fans be cracking our best codes left and right this is a crisis and humilating
Callman (with Heely wheels in his spats for maximum inexplicable sliding about)
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Callman (with Heely wheels in his spats for maximum inexplicable sliding about)
The divide between people who think AI looks amazing and those who thinks it's complete dogshit is so wide it's a chasm. It feels foundational, neurological. It's like there's finally accounting for taste: if you look at this and think it looks good, you have none.
August 20, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The divide between people who think AI looks amazing and those who thinks it's complete dogshit is so wide it's a chasm. It feels foundational, neurological. It's like there's finally accounting for taste: if you look at this and think it looks good, you have none.
Dana's initiation from HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES 3: The Secret of the Saucer.
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
August 20, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Dana's initiation from HOBTOWN MYSTERY STORIES 3: The Secret of the Saucer.
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
More here: www.fangoria.com/hobtown-myst...
I didn't think about this even once in the last 20 years and now I think about it every day
June 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I didn't think about this even once in the last 20 years and now I think about it every day