Hobgoblin Shopkeeper
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Markathra | 33 | Merchant of fineries, potions, weapons, armors & miscellany. Trade accepted, coin preferred. BIGOTS FORCIBLY THROWN FROM THE SHOP!!
They're completely effective, I promise!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 PM
They're completely effective, I promise!!
Don't get pruny, friend!
November 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Don't get pruny, friend!
It's not my fault Bettie won't eat anything but raw meat!
November 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It's not my fault Bettie won't eat anything but raw meat!
Jar of toes!
November 25, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Jar of toes!
JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit in his 40's and was in his 60's when the final part of The Lord of the Rings was published. That's been making me feel better since I turned 33.
November 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
JRR Tolkien wrote The Hobbit in his 40's and was in his 60's when the final part of The Lord of the Rings was published. That's been making me feel better since I turned 33.
These hooligans, always looking for shortcuts! Trying to convince me to sell them level 99 cursed bastard swords when they're barely level 2.
November 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
These hooligans, always looking for shortcuts! Trying to convince me to sell them level 99 cursed bastard swords when they're barely level 2.
We will all return to worm someday 🪱😌🪱
November 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We will all return to worm someday 🪱😌🪱
Ah! Interesting. Why the worm god?
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Ah! Interesting. Why the worm god?
You let Rupert out of the cage? Is he doing just fine?
November 8, 2025 at 12:31 AM
You let Rupert out of the cage? Is he doing just fine?