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hmcrunch.bsky.social
Horatio Magellan Crunch
@hmcrunch.bsky.social
210 followers 190 following 130 posts
Disgusting Jezebel whore with a feminist spirit | Stove-touching enthusiast
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September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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September 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Picture of a football (soccer) coach wearing a black hoodie with red logos. Under the picture, the words “If I say what I think I'll be sent to Trump's gulag in El Salvador.” Are shown in black text on a white background
August 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Dude is a dead ringer for the crooked detective in 2fast2furious
May 16, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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A giant, lovecraftian crab with laser eyes vaporizing another, smaller crab. Over the image there is text saying ‘silence, doomer’.
April 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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April 2, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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A scene from The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob is surrounded by rakes laid on the ground. The rake heads have been replaced with black and white pictures of the demon core. Bob is about to step on one of the rake heads.
March 26, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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I feel this has similar energy
A wizard with a long, white beard stands in front of a mystical background of stars and clouds. The wizard is wearing a white, hooded cloak with purple undertones. His arms are raised and his palms are facing forward, fingers outstretched. In front of the wizard is a yellow-hued dragon with its wings up. The text on the image says: IT IS WHAT IT IS? NAY! IT IS THIS WAY BY THE HANDS OF OTHERS, AND BY OUR HAND IT MAY BE DIFFERENT
March 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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March 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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A white hand swinging from right to left on a trajectory to touch the red-hot coils of a portable electric stove.
March 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
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January 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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They’re gonna put him in The Tank i.pinimg.com/originals/d9...
November 30, 2024 at 4:32 AM
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An absolute heater:
October 28, 2024 at 8:29 PM