Since it's all redacted, feel free to insert your own ideas of what the text said. Personally, I'm going with "I was just 16 when Epstein took me to bed. But he didn't have sex with me because Trump came in and the two of them immediately went at it. I got bored leaving them to each other."

I take comfort in knowing Dotard Donnie's final resting place, no doubt to be a marble and gold mausoleum worthy of an Egyptian pharaoh, will become the world's largest outdoor public toilet.

Let's all hope that Little Marko never has vision issues.

I believe everyone wins.

So HIPA laws mean nothing to this Administration...

His political career is over. Pennsylvanians will not reelect this turncoat

If the government brought in three trillion dollars in import tariffs, then why is it still running a one and a half trillion dollar deficit? Why hasn't ten percent of our national debt been cut instead of still rising.

Trump either has a poor grasp of numbers or is lying his ass off. You pick!

And don't forget that for Trump you can use a potato, which closely matches both his physical appearance and his mental ability.

Remember: Dotard Donnie not only promised to stop inflation but to actually reduce prices. We're still waiting.

Like Peter denying Jesus, the day will come when everyone who was an ICE agent will deny having been one. Not now. Perhaps not even soon. But that day will come.