Heller not Heather
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hlandecker.bsky.social
Heller not Heather
@hlandecker.bsky.social
Mom, dog mom, poet, therapist. Woke AF and pissed. Looking for ways to hang on till the mid-terms. No DMs unless I tell you to, btw.
Why indeed? Hasn’t anyone ever gotten rid of a bad boyfriend? You paint the walls. You rearrange the furniture. You sand the floors. You move. At the very least, you throw their shit out in the alley. Sometimes you burn it. Tear the fucking building down.
October 28, 2025 at 4:52 PM