Hieronymous J Doom
@hjdoom.bsky.social
Podcaster, gamebook designer, disappointment. Queer. He/him.
Glyph 5. A prayer for victory.
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Glyph 5. A prayer for victory.
My darts accuracy has improved a lot but I still can't actually hit the double I'm aiming at with any degree of consistency. Endless near misses are still misses. It's an entertaining paradox.
November 23, 2025 at 3:58 PM
My darts accuracy has improved a lot but I still can't actually hit the double I'm aiming at with any degree of consistency. Endless near misses are still misses. It's an entertaining paradox.
Prayer glyph 4. For self-control.
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Prayer glyph 4. For self-control.
Prayer glyph 3. Against Nazism.
November 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Prayer glyph 3. Against Nazism.
Prayer sigil 2. Against hate.
November 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Prayer sigil 2. Against hate.
Prayer sigil. For healing.
November 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Prayer sigil. For healing.
Currently reading.
November 14, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Currently reading.
Two of my sister's cats trying quite hard to occupy the exact same space.
October 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Two of my sister's cats trying quite hard to occupy the exact same space.
Look everyone! The lizardman is capable of basic empathy! A millionaire experiencing the bare minimum you would expect from a functioning human is somehow news!
October 10, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Look everyone! The lizardman is capable of basic empathy! A millionaire experiencing the bare minimum you would expect from a functioning human is somehow news!
Searching for guidance on a crossword clue with 9 letters and the AI summary excels itself by providing 9 nine different answers and not a single one actually has 9 letters. How is Google this fucking shit all the time now?
October 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Searching for guidance on a crossword clue with 9 letters and the AI summary excels itself by providing 9 nine different answers and not a single one actually has 9 letters. How is Google this fucking shit all the time now?
Good news! Someone killed and pickled Elsa and The Hulk and now you can buy their tiny corpses in a corner shop.
October 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Good news! Someone killed and pickled Elsa and The Hulk and now you can buy their tiny corpses in a corner shop.
Pleasantly gynocentric depiction of The Universe in a copy of Hildegard of Bingen’s mystical theology.
October 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pleasantly gynocentric depiction of The Universe in a copy of Hildegard of Bingen’s mystical theology.
Self-storage liminality.
September 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Self-storage liminality.
Turns out if you believe in yourself and train hard amazing things are possible. I'd like to thank all the people who have supported me along the way. Top of the world Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!
September 13, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Turns out if you believe in yourself and train hard amazing things are possible. I'd like to thank all the people who have supported me along the way. Top of the world Ma! TOP OF THE WORLD!
This rubber band ball is made entirely out of rubber bands from Aldi spring onions. It is arguably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
September 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
This rubber band ball is made entirely out of rubber bands from Aldi spring onions. It is arguably the greatest accomplishment of my life.
Seen lurking by the side of a gate while taking my brother’s dog for a walk. Later a man asked if I was local and nodded to himself when I said I wasn’t.
August 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Seen lurking by the side of a gate while taking my brother’s dog for a walk. Later a man asked if I was local and nodded to himself when I said I wasn’t.
Look we’ve all been there. Suck it up and get out there and gorilla.
July 29, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Look we’ve all been there. Suck it up and get out there and gorilla.
Asking the important questions.
July 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Asking the important questions.
Love this gem about threatening to become an actor if he didn’t get paid.
July 19, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Love this gem about threatening to become an actor if he didn’t get paid.
Draw your own conclusions.
July 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Draw your own conclusions.
Good news! I wrote an additional verse of Highwayman by The Highwaymen positing that the unnamed narrator reincarnated into Rod Hull.
July 16, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Good news! I wrote an additional verse of Highwayman by The Highwaymen positing that the unnamed narrator reincarnated into Rod Hull.
Currently reading The Occult Elvis: The Mystical and Magical Life of the King by Miguel Conner. It’s early days but it’s every bit as mad as I could have hoped.
June 13, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Currently reading The Occult Elvis: The Mystical and Magical Life of the King by Miguel Conner. It’s early days but it’s every bit as mad as I could have hoped.
From Richard Stark's Parker novel Flashfire written in 2000. Always nice to see someone throwing shade at Trump before it was fashionable.
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 AM
From Richard Stark's Parker novel Flashfire written in 2000. Always nice to see someone throwing shade at Trump before it was fashionable.
We're all just training our large language models/entertainment today isn't worth paying for but you still need to blot the world out somehow/it somehow costs £1000 a year to watch every premier league game in the UK/stealing from Disney should be made legal as recompense for Iron Man 2.
May 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We're all just training our large language models/entertainment today isn't worth paying for but you still need to blot the world out somehow/it somehow costs £1000 a year to watch every premier league game in the UK/stealing from Disney should be made legal as recompense for Iron Man 2.
God bless my friends for aiding in my ongoing breakdown.
May 30, 2025 at 10:16 AM
God bless my friends for aiding in my ongoing breakdown.