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solange knowles hugged me o̶n̶c̶e̶ 𝙩𝙬𝙞𝙘𝙚
he | him
he | him
🤷🏿♂️. Cannot stress how early it still is (and ok sure R pollster), but that's a large gap for someone with 'name recognition'. Which was her whole deal in the first place?
October 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
🤷🏿♂️. Cannot stress how early it still is (and ok sure R pollster), but that's a large gap for someone with 'name recognition'. Which was her whole deal in the first place?
And here come the complaints right on schedule
October 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
And here come the complaints right on schedule
Im sorry, this feels like performance art. Babes if you're reluctant to share, then don't? You don't have to share anything? You can keep things private especially if the alternative is sharing on a site overrun by bots and Nazis? You don't have to do any of this?????
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Im sorry, this feels like performance art. Babes if you're reluctant to share, then don't? You don't have to share anything? You can keep things private especially if the alternative is sharing on a site overrun by bots and Nazis? You don't have to do any of this?????
Humbling to run into someone on the train who ghosted you just a few months ago. More humbling to find out they're MARRIED now.
October 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Humbling to run into someone on the train who ghosted you just a few months ago. More humbling to find out they're MARRIED now.
This lesbian I know who is the same age as me has just entered into her *second* marriage, meanwhile I have been single since the day we met
October 6, 2025 at 1:14 PM
This lesbian I know who is the same age as me has just entered into her *second* marriage, meanwhile I have been single since the day we met
Ms Cat spent her entire last album cycle talking shit about her fans and pop music and how stupid everyone is, and now she's out here making memes begging for streams
October 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Ms Cat spent her entire last album cycle talking shit about her fans and pop music and how stupid everyone is, and now she's out here making memes begging for streams
Scruff has snapchat-like stories now?
September 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Scruff has snapchat-like stories now?
Activists and progressives rn
September 18, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Activists and progressives rn
This is the song that's been at the top of the billboard chart for weeks?
September 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This is the song that's been at the top of the billboard chart for weeks?
Sir, another Oh Mary stunt cast has hit the fire island cantina
September 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Sir, another Oh Mary stunt cast has hit the fire island cantina
Guy I used to think was fairly attractive gave me SUCH an ick
August 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Guy I used to think was fairly attractive gave me SUCH an ick
Actually Im going to need everyone to relax
August 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Actually Im going to need everyone to relax
I log in to see all these people cheering, hooting, hollering, and talking about how today is a great day. And here I am thinking that IT finally happened and we were all free, but it turns out all the excitement is over an engagement.
August 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I log in to see all these people cheering, hooting, hollering, and talking about how today is a great day. And here I am thinking that IT finally happened and we were all free, but it turns out all the excitement is over an engagement.
That thing where you've merely thought about purchasing an item, but have not articulated those thoughts to anyone or anything, but suddenly you start getting ads about that item
August 20, 2025 at 4:11 PM
That thing where you've merely thought about purchasing an item, but have not articulated those thoughts to anyone or anything, but suddenly you start getting ads about that item
Idk maybe I need Dannii Minogue to set me up with someone too bc some of these TV matched couples are lasting way longer than any situation I've ever had.
August 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Idk maybe I need Dannii Minogue to set me up with someone too bc some of these TV matched couples are lasting way longer than any situation I've ever had.
Salad place forgot my dressing so now I have to have this Caesar salad with ITALIAN dressing
August 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Salad place forgot my dressing so now I have to have this Caesar salad with ITALIAN dressing
Ordered an umbrella off of Amazon and they sent me wallpaper
August 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ordered an umbrella off of Amazon and they sent me wallpaper
When I wear shorts to the office
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
When I wear shorts to the office
Nosebleed Katy Perry tix are still pushing $200? Lmao hunny............
July 29, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Nosebleed Katy Perry tix are still pushing $200? Lmao hunny............