account from a French guy and an Asian woman called "stickyrice_croissant" grow up. just grow up.

naur it's true 🧙🏿‍♂️🪄

furiously googling:
"where can I punch gay guys in NYC and then maybe take them out for lunch after" and "where can I punch gay guys in NYC and maybe take them out for lunch after. Reddit"

sitting and playing dress up is absolutely more my speed, but idk how to join a private d&d campaign that has already started! at least with sports it's like: "hey general public, come sign up whenever you want"

hmmm, only thing I can think of that fits that bill is running. and......yuck

unless there's a really gay boxing gym IDK about 🤔? (I should mention my goal here is less about fitness and more about expanding my shrinking social circle)

the commanding attention thing is true and fine. but on policy, she's empty to me. her website has nothing there about policy (I know it's early) but yuck.

also, shes not actually anti-genocide. even during the worst of it. I don't really trust her

i keep them in my backpack so they are with me at ALL TIMES. just in case

this whole thing is making me feel crazy. several days spent about how she's such a bad candidate -- and don't get me wrong, she is -- but like, isn't that for the voters to decide?? why is it a given she will win? if you can't beat her in the primary, you won't win the general

😏😏😏

THIS PART!!!!!!!

"hey my mattress broke, can I sleep with you tonight? 😔"

it was a journey 😭😭

my bedroom (and taint) smells like icy hot now :(