On brand.

Installing a glowed-up nativity involves a lot of good natured yelling and raucous laughter.

Did you tell them you were a constituent? Because that's probably where you went wrong, Joel. You should have identified yourself as a Florida MAGA Man-Donor.

Right? It's bonkers.

Cities are where the people are, and despite (I admit) some compelling evidence to the contrary lately, people are overwhelmingly interesting and good.

I blame Thomas Jefferson for this in part. Every exurban bearded sunglasses dude with a masked anxiety disorder thinks he's a goddamn yeoman farmer.

"I ain't gonna be visiting Lawrence, Kansas because I don't want to be gang violenced by homeless LIBRUL drugs ARGLE BARGLE."

Like, Xanax exists my dudes. But yeah, please stay home.

Hits to the nose hurt out of all proportion to force of impact.

I'm in my accountability/retribution era.