Erin
@hissingbooth.bsky.social
30s, she/her, 🏳️🌈. “I like wrestling, cats, and maybe three people”
“you deserve to have someone to hold it and to carry it, and who understands that connection, and someone who has more gratitude for all of you than you could ever, ever know.”
don’t mind me, i’m already feeling under the weather so i figured why not make myself miserable as well as sick 🫠🥲
don’t mind me, i’m already feeling under the weather so i figured why not make myself miserable as well as sick 🫠🥲
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
“you deserve to have someone to hold it and to carry it, and who understands that connection, and someone who has more gratitude for all of you than you could ever, ever know.”
don’t mind me, i’m already feeling under the weather so i figured why not make myself miserable as well as sick 🫠🥲
don’t mind me, i’m already feeling under the weather so i figured why not make myself miserable as well as sick 🫠🥲
hangman, swerve, bunch of curse words, sushi (my cat)…yeah that’s accurate
December 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
hangman, swerve, bunch of curse words, sushi (my cat)…yeah that’s accurate
mj talking about swerve/hangman:
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
mj talking about swerve/hangman:
stat in glasses, my biggest weakness
November 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
stat in glasses, my biggest weakness
the local dunkin once again coming through, giving me two top halves of a bagel
November 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
the local dunkin once again coming through, giving me two top halves of a bagel
there’s no school this week so kids are playing in the courtyard. sushi is lying by the slider and she keeps alternating between glaring at them and looking at me like “they’re still out there.”
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there’s no school this week so kids are playing in the courtyard. sushi is lying by the slider and she keeps alternating between glaring at them and looking at me like “they’re still out there.”
i can’t watch or think of It anymore without immediately going “ay mammy it’s class down there”
November 3, 2025 at 4:44 AM
i can’t watch or think of It anymore without immediately going “ay mammy it’s class down there”
happy halloween!!! 🎃🍂
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
happy halloween!!! 🎃🍂
i had two tables at work, only four tables came in all night in total, but my coworker’s little cow drawing had me cracking up.
October 31, 2025 at 3:56 AM
i had two tables at work, only four tables came in all night in total, but my coworker’s little cow drawing had me cracking up.
just watched the first episode and brother. my jaw is on the floor. i literally sat through the credits with my mouth hanging open and my eyes like O__O
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
just watched the first episode and brother. my jaw is on the floor. i literally sat through the credits with my mouth hanging open and my eyes like O__O
a woman at one of my tables gave me this little jesus on thursday and said “keep him in your pocket, honey. i feel like you need him 🙂” i was like 😐
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
a woman at one of my tables gave me this little jesus on thursday and said “keep him in your pocket, honey. i feel like you need him 🙂” i was like 😐
ONLY TWO APPLES TALL 🍎🍎
October 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
ONLY TWO APPLES TALL 🍎🍎
the rational part of my brain: don’t do this right now while you’re stoned or you’re going to have a gender crisis again
the rest of my brain: no it’s fine, we didn’t take the gender crisis weed tonight.
me: hehehe *chucky voice* genda flooid!
the rest of my brain: no it’s fine, we didn’t take the gender crisis weed tonight.
me: hehehe *chucky voice* genda flooid!
October 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the rational part of my brain: don’t do this right now while you’re stoned or you’re going to have a gender crisis again
the rest of my brain: no it’s fine, we didn’t take the gender crisis weed tonight.
me: hehehe *chucky voice* genda flooid!
the rest of my brain: no it’s fine, we didn’t take the gender crisis weed tonight.
me: hehehe *chucky voice* genda flooid!
i know he’s worn them in interviews and on bte; the first thing that comes to mind is his sessions podcast episode with renee
October 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
i know he’s worn them in interviews and on bte; the first thing that comes to mind is his sessions podcast episode with renee
“sushi i’d love to pet you normalstyle, for once.”
sushi: *does whatever the hell this is*
sushi: *does whatever the hell this is*
October 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
“sushi i’d love to pet you normalstyle, for once.”
sushi: *does whatever the hell this is*
sushi: *does whatever the hell this is*
“Buy my silence Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.”
October 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
“Buy my silence Permanently. For $8,000 a month, I will stop.”
sometimes insta really does get it and it makes me laugh.
September 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
sometimes insta really does get it and it makes me laugh.
dunkin proudly supports: this one guy from the new york giants!
September 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
dunkin proudly supports: this one guy from the new york giants!