👽🛸 GUG 🪲🐐
@hircaelifera.bsky.social
Greetings, I am NW-T3 G5-204. Local life forms refer to me as “Gug” or “Newt”. Looking for subjects to research.
// No Lewd. MDNI just for my comfort
Written by #Nєωт
Pfp made by critter clowns
// No Lewd. MDNI just for my comfort
Written by #Nєωт
Pfp made by critter clowns
I’m a grasshopper so shut the fuck up.
(Jk I’m neither my species evolved completely separate to earth animals)
(Jk I’m neither my species evolved completely separate to earth animals)
is that a moth
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I’m a grasshopper so shut the fuck up.
(Jk I’m neither my species evolved completely separate to earth animals)
(Jk I’m neither my species evolved completely separate to earth animals)
Reposted by 👽🛸 GUG 🪲🐐
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a man in a suit and tie says it 's charlie in front of a cartoon character
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says it 's charlie in front of a cartoon character
media.tenor.com
August 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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I forgot to eat breakfast
(Chewing on a very large seed)
(Chewing on a very large seed)
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
I forgot to eat breakfast
(Chewing on a very large seed)
(Chewing on a very large seed)
Reposted by 👽🛸 GUG 🪲🐐
˜”*°•.˜”*°• You should buy ALL our stuff! •°*”˜.•°*”˜
a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it
ALT: a pixel art of a cat with the words hey dude * hypnotizes you * below it
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
˜”*°•.˜”*°• You should buy ALL our stuff! •°*”˜.•°*”˜
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to me
November 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to me
// I’m just gonna be jamming to music and mining in my chunk error yippee
www.twitch.tv/almightynewt_
www.twitch.tv/almightynewt_
almightynewt_ - Twitch
Minecraft and Jams
www.twitch.tv
November 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
// I’m just gonna be jamming to music and mining in my chunk error yippee
www.twitch.tv/almightynewt_
www.twitch.tv/almightynewt_
// Hola I’m gonna try streaming Minecraft tonight for funsies.
Prolly around 7 pm MST
But my computer is dogshit so we’ll see if it works. If not I’ll play cookie run ovenbreak lol
Prolly around 7 pm MST
But my computer is dogshit so we’ll see if it works. If not I’ll play cookie run ovenbreak lol
Twitch
Twitch is the world
m.twitch.tv
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
// Hola I’m gonna try streaming Minecraft tonight for funsies.
Prolly around 7 pm MST
But my computer is dogshit so we’ll see if it works. If not I’ll play cookie run ovenbreak lol
Prolly around 7 pm MST
But my computer is dogshit so we’ll see if it works. If not I’ll play cookie run ovenbreak lol
My friend is having a feast. But I have work 😭
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My friend is having a feast. But I have work 😭
(Looking up at the northern lights)
Aurora borealis….
Almost looks like home…
Aurora borealis….
Almost looks like home…
November 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(Looking up at the northern lights)
Aurora borealis….
Almost looks like home…
Aurora borealis….
Almost looks like home…
I don’t see why not!
I mean I do. And if you’re not supposed to then that’s concerning for me
I mean I do. And if you’re not supposed to then that’s concerning for me
⠀ Do friends also study each other's behavior intimiately?
Oh honey.
I mean we can just be friends. The researching isn’t required
I mean we can just be friends. The researching isn’t required
November 12, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I don’t see why not!
I mean I do. And if you’re not supposed to then that’s concerning for me
I mean I do. And if you’re not supposed to then that’s concerning for me
I’m going to absolutely fuck up this
Chocolate cake equivalent food item
Chocolate cake equivalent food item
November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I’m going to absolutely fuck up this
Chocolate cake equivalent food item
Chocolate cake equivalent food item
It’s more of a lifestyle. That’s my destiny! What more could I do?
GOD knows the rest.
GOD knows the rest.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It’s more of a lifestyle. That’s my destiny! What more could I do?
GOD knows the rest.
GOD knows the rest.
I think you know why that is unreasonable
quit your job it’s sooooo easy
Yeah sure
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
November 11, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I think you know why that is unreasonable
Yeah sure
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
bitches love the way i don’t have a job and i just play video games all day
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Yeah sure
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
(Seething in employed. EXTREMELY JEALOUS)
Who decided to schedule an extremely sensitive scanning of an endling at the same time as a routine immunization check. THERE IS ONLY ONE SCANNER WHYYYY
November 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Who decided to schedule an extremely sensitive scanning of an endling at the same time as a routine immunization check. THERE IS ONLY ONE SCANNER WHYYYY
That’s a nice name!
I kind of relate. My friends called me Gug and it kind of stuck even though it’s not really my name.
I kind of relate. My friends called me Gug and it kind of stuck even though it’s not really my name.
[Seeming happier now that they know they can be understood, they start communicating with their most reliable method.
Coordinated signs start appearing at medium speed.]
"I had no name, but they started calling me Armstrong. I liked it, and it stuck."
Coordinated signs start appearing at medium speed.]
"I had no name, but they started calling me Armstrong. I liked it, and it stuck."
(A hologram appears over their eye and alien text begins to write over it. )
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
That’s a nice name!
I kind of relate. My friends called me Gug and it kind of stuck even though it’s not really my name.
I kind of relate. My friends called me Gug and it kind of stuck even though it’s not really my name.
(They’re absolutely lost in the sauce in some odd looking jelly cup)
November 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
(They’re absolutely lost in the sauce in some odd looking jelly cup)
No thank you. I cannot drink this anyway unfortunately
not my fault you suck at catching .
….. do you wanna try again ?
….. do you wanna try again ?
(Angry bug noises)
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
November 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
No thank you. I cannot drink this anyway unfortunately
Guys I’m so bored at work.
We cured this canine’s dental disease but he tried to bite me the whole time.
We cured this canine’s dental disease but he tried to bite me the whole time.
November 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Guys I’m so bored at work.
We cured this canine’s dental disease but he tried to bite me the whole time.
We cured this canine’s dental disease but he tried to bite me the whole time.
(A hologram appears over their eye and alien text begins to write over it. )
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
[Momentarily defeated, then just trying ASL. A shot in the dark.
"This?"]
"This?"]
Hello friend.
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
November 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(A hologram appears over their eye and alien text begins to write over it. )
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
Ah! Yes, my translator recognizes this. Apologies, friend. I just wish to communicate in a manner that is most comfortable for you.
(Angry bug noises)
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
ah ….. okay , maybe i should just .. hand it to you .
(Cicada_Scream.mp4
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
November 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
(Angry bug noises)
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
OW MY redacted CRANIUM
Hello friend.
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
[Happy eyes appear on the helmet, as if smiling. There are a few cats just around him in general.]
Welcome..!!
[Oh, that sounded very hard on their voice, even though it was one word. But they don't know how well human sign language would work.]
Welcome..!!
[Oh, that sounded very hard on their voice, even though it was one word. But they don't know how well human sign language would work.]
Greetings! Thank you for the feline.
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Hello friend.
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
I am noting that speaking appears hard on your voice. Is there another method of communication that would work better for you?
(Cicada_Scream.mp4
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
aaaah , whoops . probably shouldn’t drink that one .
try again .
[ she’s ??? throwing another one ??? ]
try again .
[ she’s ??? throwing another one ??? ]
(Catching it, fumbling it. Dropping it. Their wings flutter and hiss)
Darn it!
Darn it!
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 PM
(Cicada_Scream.mp4
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
Gets hit right on the head)
NO WAIT- (CLUNK)
Greetings! Thank you for the feline.
[Well, the astronaut seems happy!!
Even waving :D]
Even waving :D]
Oh! Uh. Thank you!
(The cat is as tall as he is)
(The cat is as tall as he is)
November 10, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Greetings! Thank you for the feline.
Oh! Uh. Thank you!
(The cat is as tall as he is)
(The cat is as tall as he is)
[Offering the reader a cat.]
November 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Oh! Uh. Thank you!
(The cat is as tall as he is)
(The cat is as tall as he is)