HimBull Max
@himbocubby90.bsky.social
35 Male - 🏳️🌈 Bull - FL Based
Starting a new chapter in my life as I discover my true identity. Trying to navigate this realm, and now social media space, as I look for others to connect with. Drop on by with a like, a woof, or even a moo!
Starting a new chapter in my life as I discover my true identity. Trying to navigate this realm, and now social media space, as I look for others to connect with. Drop on by with a like, a woof, or even a moo!
Really would like the corporate world to explain where this surprise 5th quarter for FY '25 came from. I have 2 workdays left this year. Why so busy?
December 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Really would like the corporate world to explain where this surprise 5th quarter for FY '25 came from. I have 2 workdays left this year. Why so busy?
I always love the opportunity of a holiday party, especially when it'smy company paying for the food and drinks!
Also first time with a silver glitter beard. Normally I do green and red. Guess I shouldn't shy away from my Daddy years I'll make a great salt n pepper 😂
Also first time with a silver glitter beard. Normally I do green and red. Guess I shouldn't shy away from my Daddy years I'll make a great salt n pepper 😂
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I always love the opportunity of a holiday party, especially when it'smy company paying for the food and drinks!
Also first time with a silver glitter beard. Normally I do green and red. Guess I shouldn't shy away from my Daddy years I'll make a great salt n pepper 😂
Also first time with a silver glitter beard. Normally I do green and red. Guess I shouldn't shy away from my Daddy years I'll make a great salt n pepper 😂
Been quiet on here as of late. Going through a rough month and still trying to figure out my headspace for online community. Gotta love the pressures of mental health and social anxiety 🙃
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Been quiet on here as of late. Going through a rough month and still trying to figure out my headspace for online community. Gotta love the pressures of mental health and social anxiety 🙃
Tonight's Sunday scaries brought to you by adulthood. It's everywhere, get used to it.
I'm gonna go hide under the covers from the Monday Monster.
I'm gonna go hide under the covers from the Monday Monster.
December 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Tonight's Sunday scaries brought to you by adulthood. It's everywhere, get used to it.
I'm gonna go hide under the covers from the Monday Monster.
I'm gonna go hide under the covers from the Monday Monster.
Was not in the mood to work out tonight, can never find inspiration. Thank goodness for my workout coach/daddy pushing me to keep the habit up. Was a lousy workout but I did it!
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Was not in the mood to work out tonight, can never find inspiration. Thank goodness for my workout coach/daddy pushing me to keep the habit up. Was a lousy workout but I did it!
Today's #TBT is to remind me of all the holidays in the past where I glitterfied my beard. Looks great in photos, not so much in the bathroom afterwards. Debating if I'll do this again for my company's holiday party or not.
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Today's #TBT is to remind me of all the holidays in the past where I glitterfied my beard. Looks great in photos, not so much in the bathroom afterwards. Debating if I'll do this again for my company's holiday party or not.
First day of December and it's nice enough for a walk outside at all hours of the day. One of the few reasons I love living in Florida. Who wants to live where it gets cold?
December 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
First day of December and it's nice enough for a walk outside at all hours of the day. One of the few reasons I love living in Florida. Who wants to live where it gets cold?
Gotta love the easy work days before the holidays. No calls I gotta be on and working from home means I can be as comfy as possible while working. Gotta love it.
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Gotta love the easy work days before the holidays. No calls I gotta be on and working from home means I can be as comfy as possible while working. Gotta love it.
Feeling rather uninspired these evenings. Really need a hobby or something to occupy my time.
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Feeling rather uninspired these evenings. Really need a hobby or something to occupy my time.
Wishing there was more hump in my hump day. This midweek slump be rough closer to the holidays.
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wishing there was more hump in my hump day. This midweek slump be rough closer to the holidays.
Adulting skill achieved. I have now perfected a go to dish for pot lucks that's sure to be a people pleaser and unique. Deviled eggs.
For the safety of my lawyer and Uber driver though I am remaining in witness protection in hopes to stay away from that scary food judge on TikTok.
For the safety of my lawyer and Uber driver though I am remaining in witness protection in hopes to stay away from that scary food judge on TikTok.
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Adulting skill achieved. I have now perfected a go to dish for pot lucks that's sure to be a people pleaser and unique. Deviled eggs.
For the safety of my lawyer and Uber driver though I am remaining in witness protection in hopes to stay away from that scary food judge on TikTok.
For the safety of my lawyer and Uber driver though I am remaining in witness protection in hopes to stay away from that scary food judge on TikTok.
#TBT to Fort Lauderdale Pride this year. The first time I finally conquered my own social anxiety and went to a Pride event. Had a blast in the warm summer sun at the beach, pool parties, and dance clubs galore.
Really missing that beautiful warm sun today in my ice box of an office.
Really missing that beautiful warm sun today in my ice box of an office.
November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
#TBT to Fort Lauderdale Pride this year. The first time I finally conquered my own social anxiety and went to a Pride event. Had a blast in the warm summer sun at the beach, pool parties, and dance clubs galore.
Really missing that beautiful warm sun today in my ice box of an office.
Really missing that beautiful warm sun today in my ice box of an office.
One of my clients we do business with has a mascot of a bull. I've been slowly putting together a bullpen of my own of their mascot to help talk through things at work.
As you can see these bulls are always hard at work.
As you can see these bulls are always hard at work.
November 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
One of my clients we do business with has a mascot of a bull. I've been slowly putting together a bullpen of my own of their mascot to help talk through things at work.
As you can see these bulls are always hard at work.
As you can see these bulls are always hard at work.
Happy #MCM to those who celebrate. Gotta be something great to celebrate a Monday right? Cause I can't think of anything better. Time to go crush the gym then.
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Happy #MCM to those who celebrate. Gotta be something great to celebrate a Monday right? Cause I can't think of anything better. Time to go crush the gym then.
Trying to get a new style going with my hair. I never had it this thin on the sides. You can definitely see some Grey's doing this.
I really wish I could give more height to my hair on top though. Make it look more mane like but alas, the years be thinning my hair and not my waist.
I really wish I could give more height to my hair on top though. Make it look more mane like but alas, the years be thinning my hair and not my waist.
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Trying to get a new style going with my hair. I never had it this thin on the sides. You can definitely see some Grey's doing this.
I really wish I could give more height to my hair on top though. Make it look more mane like but alas, the years be thinning my hair and not my waist.
I really wish I could give more height to my hair on top though. Make it look more mane like but alas, the years be thinning my hair and not my waist.
Its funny, you'd think only red capes would be a thing that aggravates a bull.
No, red traffic lights set me off in the same amount when they're not synced up properly. I hate driving. 😩
No, red traffic lights set me off in the same amount when they're not synced up properly. I hate driving. 😩
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Its funny, you'd think only red capes would be a thing that aggravates a bull.
No, red traffic lights set me off in the same amount when they're not synced up properly. I hate driving. 😩
No, red traffic lights set me off in the same amount when they're not synced up properly. I hate driving. 😩
*Stares concerned at random influx of tickets on an early Friday morning*
*Stops panicking when told it's a full moon tonight on a Friday*
And suddenly everything is at peace. Good luck to all yall dealing with full moon crazies today.
*Stops panicking when told it's a full moon tonight on a Friday*
And suddenly everything is at peace. Good luck to all yall dealing with full moon crazies today.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*Stares concerned at random influx of tickets on an early Friday morning*
*Stops panicking when told it's a full moon tonight on a Friday*
And suddenly everything is at peace. Good luck to all yall dealing with full moon crazies today.
*Stops panicking when told it's a full moon tonight on a Friday*
And suddenly everything is at peace. Good luck to all yall dealing with full moon crazies today.
Ugh, a bull shouldn't be stuck sitting in an office on a Friday watching tickets come in. I have such a restless energy to just go somewhere. At least its a WFH day. #TGIF
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Ugh, a bull shouldn't be stuck sitting in an office on a Friday watching tickets come in. I have such a restless energy to just go somewhere. At least its a WFH day. #TGIF
Work done. Work out commence.
November 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Work done. Work out commence.
Daily Routine In Office Edition:
- Gripe while getting ready to go to work
- Gripe at the traffic heading into work
- Pick up sweet treat of Iced Coffee because I'm a good boy for going in
- Zen for 2 hours
- Gripe Iced Coffee is empty
- Gripe while getting ready to go to work
- Gripe at the traffic heading into work
- Pick up sweet treat of Iced Coffee because I'm a good boy for going in
- Zen for 2 hours
- Gripe Iced Coffee is empty
November 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Daily Routine In Office Edition:
- Gripe while getting ready to go to work
- Gripe at the traffic heading into work
- Pick up sweet treat of Iced Coffee because I'm a good boy for going in
- Zen for 2 hours
- Gripe Iced Coffee is empty
- Gripe while getting ready to go to work
- Gripe at the traffic heading into work
- Pick up sweet treat of Iced Coffee because I'm a good boy for going in
- Zen for 2 hours
- Gripe Iced Coffee is empty
Alfred once said, "What's the point of all those pushups if you can't lift up a bloody log."
I find myself in the gym today asking the same question and yearning for the coaching style of Michael Caine.
I find myself in the gym today asking the same question and yearning for the coaching style of Michael Caine.
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Alfred once said, "What's the point of all those pushups if you can't lift up a bloody log."
I find myself in the gym today asking the same question and yearning for the coaching style of Michael Caine.
I find myself in the gym today asking the same question and yearning for the coaching style of Michael Caine.
Finally enjoying the cooler weather in Florida. The one time I can actually dress up like a lumberjack in the woods.
November 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Finally enjoying the cooler weather in Florida. The one time I can actually dress up like a lumberjack in the woods.
Daily Routine WFH Edition:
- Morning walk
- Catch up on emails
- Make pot of coffee and breakfast
- Stare at Excel for the next 8 hours trying to make numbers not be scary
- Morning walk
- Catch up on emails
- Make pot of coffee and breakfast
- Stare at Excel for the next 8 hours trying to make numbers not be scary
November 5, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Daily Routine WFH Edition:
- Morning walk
- Catch up on emails
- Make pot of coffee and breakfast
- Stare at Excel for the next 8 hours trying to make numbers not be scary
- Morning walk
- Catch up on emails
- Make pot of coffee and breakfast
- Stare at Excel for the next 8 hours trying to make numbers not be scary
Little more about me. I'm not tall, I'm not dark, and am under the presumption I'm handsome until proven otherwise.
Other than that I'm your average dude, but looking into getting more serious about working out. A big strong himbull needs a good core foundation, and frankly I don't got that yet.
Other than that I'm your average dude, but looking into getting more serious about working out. A big strong himbull needs a good core foundation, and frankly I don't got that yet.
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Little more about me. I'm not tall, I'm not dark, and am under the presumption I'm handsome until proven otherwise.
Other than that I'm your average dude, but looking into getting more serious about working out. A big strong himbull needs a good core foundation, and frankly I don't got that yet.
Other than that I'm your average dude, but looking into getting more serious about working out. A big strong himbull needs a good core foundation, and frankly I don't got that yet.
First post. Ok, don't screw it up or anything.
Goodbye.
F***!
Goodbye.
F***!
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
First post. Ok, don't screw it up or anything.
Goodbye.
F***!
Goodbye.
F***!