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HimboBrite
@himbobrite.bsky.social
Lv 52 Himbo class, kinky gym tiger

He/himbo in Atlanta 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✊🏿
Sober is sexy. You’re probably more smart than me.

Owner of @himbostuff.com
That’s where “family plans” come in. Each member of the family [has] to have a phone. Are you even parenting if your 6yo isn’t utilizing at least 3gigs of data a month on an iPhone 17 Pro Max? What would the Jones think?
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Woof!

That goes for both of you, just with different connotations
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Sending healing hugs
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Like AI call/text customer service. I specifically called the company’s help line so I could talk to a person, not just be fed the same unhelpful “Have you tried this” listed online, that they built the AI on.
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 AM
*This may be misinformation in itself
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
OMG! That is so funny, and awkward. I was just driving along earlier and saw yet another billboard hard pitching AI to businesses, and thought “This is all starting to feel like ‘fetch’ from Mean Girls.”

I bow to you having the ah ha moment first, good sir.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Same guys that are on a mission to make abortion and birth control inaccessible to women, but will defend erectile dysfunction til the grave.
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
If you talk to him during the holidays ask him how the gender affirming care is going. 😈
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The performance review that will be processed by an AI, disregarding any human skills and value you bring to your job, and only counting productivity results.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
It’s hilarious watching each of the big 7 try and be the first to dominate the tech, and be adopted over the others. It’s the VHS/Beta Max and HD-DVD/Blu-Ray battles ramped up to the Nth degree. The issue, is it’s not something [everybody] wants.
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Right‽ He could fix the problem of the day with his big beautiful perfect pecs
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Damn! I forgot to mention her/them. They were also a huge influence on me.

And you are accurate 🌈
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
🥰
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Not the little head tilt. Instant KO in the cuteness match
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Just for today, right?
November 21, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Could just gobble them up
November 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM