My dad worked for fws most of his adult life. I think he would have been very proud to see the work you are doing. He was so happy mucking about wildlife refuges, measuring land, and dodging wild animals (including the occasional feral human). It was important work that should continue.

I mean, true, but LOOK at him. I'm just gonna say it for the record...he kinda does look the part.

We have an ancient Forman grill we use every sunday to cook bacon on. RIP.

That poor waffle cone. The dill...so. much. dill.

Whole package of Red Vines.

Won't someone think of New Mexico? We're nice, I swear.

The universe is giving you lots of opportunities to model kindness and ethics to a world that needs it. Good on ya for being a great human!

To me, his look says, "we both know I'm gonna do it again. Sorry not sorry". Orange cats...I love those naughty little derps.

Could be gas.