Yael Hanover
hiimyael.bsky.social
Yael Hanover
@hiimyael.bsky.social
So many things. Let's laugh at them.
👏Children👏Aren't👏Reasonable👏
It is OK to end the discussion with "Because I said so, or else."
It's not good for your relationship to spend your life thinking you just need to try harder.
4/4...for now.
November 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don't let gentle/positive/attached parenting fool you into a cycle of unending guilt when you don't get the outcome you want. Even if you have honored their feelings, filled their emotional needs, understood their perspective, managed their expectations and addressed their behaviors reasonably
3/?
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
If your picky eater regularly injests some sort of vegetation and some form of protein in addition to white carbs, they're going to be fine.
The little kid years can be really hard, no matter how much you love your kids. But eventually, they turn into people you really *like*.
2/?
November 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
:: cries in American::
November 23, 2025 at 5:15 AM
“The claims that the U.S. Coast Guard will no longer classify swastikas, nooses or other extremist imagery as prohibited symbols are categorically false. These symbols have been and remain prohibited in the Coast Guard per policy,” Adm. Kevin Lunday, acting USCG commandant, said in a statement.
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 AM
So WaPo made it up and everyone ran with it. Or something?
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Didn't stop my state (Florida. Of course) from taking it out of the water. Thus removing one of the cheapest, most effective public health initiatives in existence
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I think he's actually allergic to understanding causal relationships.
November 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
OMG YES PLEASE.
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Me - "YAY! I'm done having babies! Now my body can be normal."
Perimenopause - "What it do, bish?! Here. Have some itchy earlobes."
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I've just been adulting SO MUCH. I mean, sure. I *am* 43, but it's a LOT.
November 20, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Thanks for the reminder that I have to feed my starter!
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
I'm sorry. This is all too coherent to be accurate satire.
November 20, 2025 at 1:07 AM
OMG HOW COULD I FORGET??? I also scheduled a dentist appointment and got gas, too.
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM