Orgrim Goonhammer
@hightechnical.bsky.social
Alec | 38+ | 🏳️🌈 | As queer as a chocolate orange and just as hard to open up | Banner art by @happyraccoons.bsky.social
The full moon was Thursday. We've all become horny werewolves
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The full moon was Thursday. We've all become horny werewolves
It's giving adorable guido. It makes me wanna cook you pasta and make out.
December 7, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's giving adorable guido. It makes me wanna cook you pasta and make out.
That's like human wrist thiccness 🥵
December 7, 2025 at 1:44 PM
That's like human wrist thiccness 🥵
More like head in, to my arms for a post shower towel off and then snuggle
December 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
More like head in, to my arms for a post shower towel off and then snuggle
I hear it's more gay than hockey, but yeah
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I hear it's more gay than hockey, but yeah
Not the cuckroach 😂 That kinky bastard
December 1, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not the cuckroach 😂 That kinky bastard
I'll show you mine if you show me yours 😝
December 1, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'll show you mine if you show me yours 😝
You, sir, have nothing to be shy about 😉
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You, sir, have nothing to be shy about 😉
The meal was so good it blew not only your socks but your trousers and undies off 👀🙈
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The meal was so good it blew not only your socks but your trousers and undies off 👀🙈
Do you think the men building snow shelters in forests and bedding down for the night in -25°C in their sponsored sleeping bags ever explored each other's bodies?
November 28, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Do you think the men building snow shelters in forests and bedding down for the night in -25°C in their sponsored sleeping bags ever explored each other's bodies?
Don't be hard on yourself. It's totally possible there was nothing more you could have done or done differently. The process is fucked. *Hugs*
November 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Don't be hard on yourself. It's totally possible there was nothing more you could have done or done differently. The process is fucked. *Hugs*
Pop it in the freezer and you can enjoy some on Sunday when you're sick of eating leftover turkey, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Pop it in the freezer and you can enjoy some on Sunday when you're sick of eating leftover turkey, etc.
I'd as what you wore, but it seems obvious 😉
November 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'd as what you wore, but it seems obvious 😉
Good gods you're beautiful 😍
November 22, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Good gods you're beautiful 😍