Luuk
@highfrontvowel.bsky.social
Survivor of the Hobbesian state of nature | NLP Engineer
I love the Olympics man… it’s chock full of narrative. Underdogs, rivalries, sacrifice it’s got it all.
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
I love the Olympics man… it’s chock full of narrative. Underdogs, rivalries, sacrifice it’s got it all.
I’ve got a new Minimalist Program: don’t hang out with human traffickers
February 4, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I’ve got a new Minimalist Program: don’t hang out with human traffickers
Im getting pelted by recruiters on LinkedIn but it’s literally all horrible consultancy jobs that pay terrible
February 3, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Im getting pelted by recruiters on LinkedIn but it’s literally all horrible consultancy jobs that pay terrible
Why even allow me to pick a pick-up point if you’re just gonna deliver it to bumfuck nowhere anyway?
January 23, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Why even allow me to pick a pick-up point if you’re just gonna deliver it to bumfuck nowhere anyway?
We desperately need a EC president who is a) not of noble descent b) not from a DACHS country (Luxembourg is spiritually DACHS) and c) not 68 years old. Ursula von der Leyen is the embodiment of the old stubborn out of touch Europe. Imagine if we had like a charming Irish guy in that role.
January 22, 2026 at 3:59 PM
We desperately need a EC president who is a) not of noble descent b) not from a DACHS country (Luxembourg is spiritually DACHS) and c) not 68 years old. Ursula von der Leyen is the embodiment of the old stubborn out of touch Europe. Imagine if we had like a charming Irish guy in that role.
Rob Jetten be like ik wil niet met de PVV regeren behalve als ze allemaal een nepsnor en een regenjas dragen.
January 20, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Rob Jetten be like ik wil niet met de PVV regeren behalve als ze allemaal een nepsnor en een regenjas dragen.
Noem mij een liberaal maar die vermogensaanwasbelasting is echt het domste idee ooit. Lekker je beleggingen van 20k moeten verkopen om belasten te kunnen betalen. Newsflash: mensen met 20k op een rekening zijn niet de oorzaak van de vermogensongelijkheid!
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Noem mij een liberaal maar die vermogensaanwasbelasting is echt het domste idee ooit. Lekker je beleggingen van 20k moeten verkopen om belasten te kunnen betalen. Newsflash: mensen met 20k op een rekening zijn niet de oorzaak van de vermogensongelijkheid!
TIL you need an internet connection to use icons in PowerPoint. Fun!
January 19, 2026 at 1:32 PM
TIL you need an internet connection to use icons in PowerPoint. Fun!
Ze gaan Marco Kroon naar Groenland sturen
January 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Ze gaan Marco Kroon naar Groenland sturen
I suggested some names for the company band before I left it due to being too boomer, and now they chose one of my suggestions!!!!
January 15, 2026 at 8:43 AM
I suggested some names for the company band before I left it due to being too boomer, and now they chose one of my suggestions!!!!
Het is zo ironisch dat vacatures in het bedrijfsleven letterlijk vragen om academisch werk en denkniveau, maar in de praktijk mensen die academisch ingesteld zijn als nogal lastig kunnen worden ervaren
January 13, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Het is zo ironisch dat vacatures in het bedrijfsleven letterlijk vragen om academisch werk en denkniveau, maar in de praktijk mensen die academisch ingesteld zijn als nogal lastig kunnen worden ervaren
I feel like the only thing keeping the hyper-rigidity in Germany alive is the gospel that in other countries it MUST be worse, why else would there be all those rules and 0 flexibility?
January 7, 2026 at 9:15 AM
I feel like the only thing keeping the hyper-rigidity in Germany alive is the gospel that in other countries it MUST be worse, why else would there be all those rules and 0 flexibility?
Bla bla how much do you think about the Roman Empire? Uhh not much the Republic is much more interesting.
January 6, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Bla bla how much do you think about the Roman Empire? Uhh not much the Republic is much more interesting.
I just got an invite to a mandatory workshop about ‘storytelling’ and the email is clearly written by ChatGPT, including em-dashes. I love corporate.
January 6, 2026 at 9:24 AM
I just got an invite to a mandatory workshop about ‘storytelling’ and the email is clearly written by ChatGPT, including em-dashes. I love corporate.
Lotta people complaining NS / Schiphol cant handle snow that falls yearly in Nordic countries... maintaining infrastructure that can deal with 3 days of snow simply costs more than the damages this weather causes because it’s so rare. It’s the efficiency of capitalism we keep blabbering on about.
January 6, 2026 at 9:11 AM
Lotta people complaining NS / Schiphol cant handle snow that falls yearly in Nordic countries... maintaining infrastructure that can deal with 3 days of snow simply costs more than the damages this weather causes because it’s so rare. It’s the efficiency of capitalism we keep blabbering on about.
The funniest thing about Swedish people is they genuinely don’t hear the difference between chair and share
December 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The funniest thing about Swedish people is they genuinely don’t hear the difference between chair and share
Ecclesiastical pronunciation pmo so much bro
December 20, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Ecclesiastical pronunciation pmo so much bro
Can someone explain to me why I thought I looked snatched this morning when I checked the mirror before leaving and just now I saw myself on a video and I almost have to throw up. The mirror is the real me right???
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Can someone explain to me why I thought I looked snatched this morning when I checked the mirror before leaving and just now I saw myself on a video and I almost have to throw up. The mirror is the real me right???
In corporate you’ll sometimes that if you’d leave devs to themselves nothing would ever be finished and that’s why you *need* scrum masters/product owners/management, and I’m just like brother what do you mean? Leave the nerds alone they build shit the world runs on like Linux and make it for free!
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
In corporate you’ll sometimes that if you’d leave devs to themselves nothing would ever be finished and that’s why you *need* scrum masters/product owners/management, and I’m just like brother what do you mean? Leave the nerds alone they build shit the world runs on like Linux and make it for free!
New favorite hobby is lowballing Germans on Vinted
December 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
New favorite hobby is lowballing Germans on Vinted
Seeing D66 adopting these BBB deserters its obvious they never played Mount & Blade: you don’t want these disloyal lords who defect all the time in your faction, sure they’re easy to recruit and it’s nice to have ~300 extra troops early but they will eventually start quarreling and demanding fiefs
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Seeing D66 adopting these BBB deserters its obvious they never played Mount & Blade: you don’t want these disloyal lords who defect all the time in your faction, sure they’re easy to recruit and it’s nice to have ~300 extra troops early but they will eventually start quarreling and demanding fiefs
I had a whole plan to solve the door puzzles with the symbols in hogwarts legacy and then I found a note that literally has the answer key… oh
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I had a whole plan to solve the door puzzles with the symbols in hogwarts legacy and then I found a note that literally has the answer key… oh
Wat is er aan de hand in Syrië? Utrecht is een grote rwina met auto’s die Syrische vlaggen vieren
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Wat is er aan de hand in Syrië? Utrecht is een grote rwina met auto’s die Syrische vlaggen vieren
Ophef over sinterklaasjournaal recession indicator
December 5, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Ophef over sinterklaasjournaal recession indicator
Orthography maffia part 2
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Orthography maffia part 2