HigherFructose
@higherfructose.bsky.social
he/him/whatevs // illustrator // designer // dad // award winning NYT opinion writer // former pixelfunk staff member // gamerdaily collaborator // chicken wrangler //
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I hate you Adobe.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I hate you Adobe.
This ain't even the first time. She did the thing back in September.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This ain't even the first time. She did the thing back in September.
Behold. For I have seen the face of God, and he is very fabulous.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Behold. For I have seen the face of God, and he is very fabulous.
Hell yess. Dark Matter is back baybey. Who definitely qualifies as an eyeball monster (among others).
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hell yess. Dark Matter is back baybey. Who definitely qualifies as an eyeball monster (among others).
Thoughts and prayers.
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
Oh hey, they did the thing!
July 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Oh hey, they did the thing!
Having it's tail orb resemble a mega stone was a nice touch.
July 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Having it's tail orb resemble a mega stone was a nice touch.
Oh hey I just realized it's tail 'orb' resembles a mega stone.
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Oh hey I just realized it's tail 'orb' resembles a mega stone.
Lol. Is that the insane woman from the Sam Seder video??
July 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lol. Is that the insane woman from the Sam Seder video??
Where do you think Flow and Pixar's upcoming "Gatto" movie fall?
Seems more like a coincidence. But who knows anymore.
Seems more like a coincidence. But who knows anymore.
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Where do you think Flow and Pixar's upcoming "Gatto" movie fall?
Seems more like a coincidence. But who knows anymore.
Seems more like a coincidence. But who knows anymore.
A very sincere and deep "fuck you" to youtubers who put major spoilers for a game that came out less than 24 hours ago IN THE DAMN THUMBNAIL IMAGE.
What the hell is wrong with you??
What the hell is wrong with you??
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
A very sincere and deep "fuck you" to youtubers who put major spoilers for a game that came out less than 24 hours ago IN THE DAMN THUMBNAIL IMAGE.
What the hell is wrong with you??
What the hell is wrong with you??
This is the future socialists want:
July 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
This is the future socialists want:
Oh no no no no no...
July 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Oh no no no no no...
New soyjak dropped.
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
New soyjak dropped.
Yessss! Your design rocks.
I feel like the fake/decoy eye idea could have been utilized and played with much more! And the design they went with was just made to selll squishmellos.
I feel like the fake/decoy eye idea could have been utilized and played with much more! And the design they went with was just made to selll squishmellos.
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Yessss! Your design rocks.
I feel like the fake/decoy eye idea could have been utilized and played with much more! And the design they went with was just made to selll squishmellos.
I feel like the fake/decoy eye idea could have been utilized and played with much more! And the design they went with was just made to selll squishmellos.
It's an older copypasta, sir, but it checks out.
July 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It's an older copypasta, sir, but it checks out.
Trump imposes tariffs on copper, just days after Mojang announces the Copper Golem is finally coming to Minecraft. 🤔
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Trump imposes tariffs on copper, just days after Mojang announces the Copper Golem is finally coming to Minecraft. 🤔
This is his district by the way.
June 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This is his district by the way.
"Fuck the Supreme Court" graffiti in Dallas, TX
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"Fuck the Supreme Court" graffiti in Dallas, TX
Nintendo tubers are a rare breed.
June 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Nintendo tubers are a rare breed.
(comes out of the butt)
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
(comes out of the butt)
Took my cat to the vet.
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Took my cat to the vet.
Seeing the folks who once said "no way, i'm not going to buy a Switch 2 on day one" suddenly making posts about their brand new day one Switch 2 unit.
June 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Seeing the folks who once said "no way, i'm not going to buy a Switch 2 on day one" suddenly making posts about their brand new day one Switch 2 unit.
I got suspended from Reddit for saying "Luigi time".
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I got suspended from Reddit for saying "Luigi time".