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HigherFructose
@higherfructose.bsky.social
he/him/whatevs // illustrator // designer // dad // award winning NYT opinion writer // former pixelfunk staff member // gamerdaily collaborator // chicken wrangler //

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I hate you Adobe.
November 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This ain't even the first time. She did the thing back in September.
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Behold. For I have seen the face of God, and he is very fabulous.
October 31, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hell yess. Dark Matter is back baybey. Who definitely qualifies as an eyeball monster (among others).
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Thoughts and prayers.
July 29, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh hey, they did the thing!
July 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Having it's tail orb resemble a mega stone was a nice touch.
July 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Oh hey I just realized it's tail 'orb' resembles a mega stone.
July 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Lol. Is that the insane woman from the Sam Seder video??
July 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Where do you think Flow and Pixar's upcoming "Gatto" movie fall?
Seems more like a coincidence. But who knows anymore.
July 17, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A very sincere and deep "fuck you" to youtubers who put major spoilers for a game that came out less than 24 hours ago IN THE DAMN THUMBNAIL IMAGE.

What the hell is wrong with you??
July 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
This is the future socialists want:
July 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Oh no no no no no...
July 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
New soyjak dropped.
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yessss! Your design rocks.

I feel like the fake/decoy eye idea could have been utilized and played with much more! And the design they went with was just made to selll squishmellos.
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It's an older copypasta, sir, but it checks out.
July 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trump imposes tariffs on copper, just days after Mojang announces the Copper Golem is finally coming to Minecraft. 🤔
July 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
This is his district by the way.
June 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"Fuck the Supreme Court" graffiti in Dallas, TX
June 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
June 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Nintendo tubers are a rare breed.
June 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
(comes out of the butt)
June 26, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Took my cat to the vet.
June 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Seeing the folks who once said "no way, i'm not going to buy a Switch 2 on day one" suddenly making posts about their brand new day one Switch 2 unit.
June 5, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I got suspended from Reddit for saying "Luigi time".
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM