Turgidburgers
@hidingpirates.bsky.social
He/him. 5'6. 200lbs. Gamer. Comic nerd. Married. Dumb as rocks. Terminally Audhd. PNW born and bred.
I love my dick and you should too.
I'm usually gaming. Or lifting.
Cashapp $maestroza
Venmo @majorus-z
I love my dick and you should too.
I'm usually gaming. Or lifting.
Cashapp $maestroza
Venmo @majorus-z
Pinned
Feeling a lil beefy
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Feeling a lil beefy
What are friends even for if not to blow you?
February 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
What are friends even for if not to blow you?
Shopping is dumb. Go birds!
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Shopping is dumb. Go birds!
Guess you gotta lick it up off the floor 😏
February 6, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Guess you gotta lick it up off the floor 😏
Better work fast
February 6, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Better work fast
Anyway here's some big dick in your face 😊
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Anyway here's some big dick in your face 😊
Why do I feel worse while I'm losing weight?
February 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Why do I feel worse while I'm losing weight?
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Counts as humps right?
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Counts as humps right?
Flannel fwednesday fools
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Flannel fwednesday fools
Always stretch nude
February 2, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Always stretch nude
A shout out to all the cocksuckers of the world. You do gods work.
February 1, 2026 at 4:07 PM
A shout out to all the cocksuckers of the world. You do gods work.
If that ain't a fat cock, I don't know what is.
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
If that ain't a fat cock, I don't know what is.
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Highly recommend fucking your friends
January 15, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Highly recommend fucking your friends
I missed the cumshot, but here's proof that it all still works
January 29, 2026 at 4:51 PM
I missed the cumshot, but here's proof that it all still works
Counts as humps right?
January 28, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Counts as humps right?
Working. Instead of getting a BJ. Oh how I suffer
January 27, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Working. Instead of getting a BJ. Oh how I suffer
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Just a damn good nut.
January 14, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Just a damn good nut.
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Need big butt in face. ASAP.
January 25, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Need big butt in face. ASAP.