"Roker no grok Goku" sounds like something an alien would snarl at Picard over the big OnnScreen.

"We're starting a gang. Also, you have to kill someone to get in, and we're both still provisional members."

Same. Keep that old TV as long as you can.

I'm at a loss for words. (1) Thank you. (2) What batfuck deranged mirror universe are we in that someone thought "What if we made it look like Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck are contestants on The Price Is Right?" (3) I went to film school and never learned this was about frame rate. (4) Goddamn.

DEBAIT ME!

One time the VP walked in on him lighting up. It was awkward until he was like don't worry man I'm coolidge.

I think there was that time Warren G Harding mixed shrooms and meth but otherwise yeah.

And stop spending 8 bucks on fancy coffees at Starb AAAA HALF THE URBAN REAL ESTATE IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE JUST WENT TO ZERO

I can make a spreadsheet that will calculate the net present value of that, with future returns discounted at 6% per annum. Spoiler: do it

I dunno, all I can hear is Grandpa lying about how he's not dead yet.

The same algorithm runs the HR department at my work.

We can barley contain ourselves.

Yeah, but a reef for what? Ocean temperatures are bleaching all the life out of coral reefs (reeves?) A bleached artificial reef is just a big dumb-ass sunken ship. Probably leaking traces of oil from its engines and tanks.

Those people are U.S. Attorneys, and they are here to put your rampage of space piracy and love gang activity to an end.

Had no idea Gary is so popular.

Therapy needs a "Previously On..." narrator to connect the cliffhangers.

Ken's girlfriend would naturally be jealous of anyone getting something stuck in them.

We eat our feelings and spoon with our rage.