The Hidden Zoo
@hiddenzoo.bsky.social
One of the hosts of a comedy cryptozoology podcast that is on indefinite hiatus. Once upon a time, we made fun of cryptids every week or so.
The octopus guy definitely wanted to fuck that octopus and Frankie here definitely wants to fuck his computer
December 17, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The octopus guy definitely wanted to fuck that octopus and Frankie here definitely wants to fuck his computer
But no, literally, a whole bunch of them DO think they're creating a god
December 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
But no, literally, a whole bunch of them DO think they're creating a god
Look, Bob Iger has to cum somehow
December 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Look, Bob Iger has to cum somehow
The unseen backbone of America? What the fuck?
December 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The unseen backbone of America? What the fuck?
I lived in the East Bay as a teenager, 97-99, and every other family had one of these weird ass things
December 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
I lived in the East Bay as a teenager, 97-99, and every other family had one of these weird ass things
If only there was a time machine to go back and bully our reigning evil nerds more. Just atomic wedgie Zuck and Altman into the damn hospital.
December 9, 2025 at 5:31 PM
If only there was a time machine to go back and bully our reigning evil nerds more. Just atomic wedgie Zuck and Altman into the damn hospital.
Absolute masterpiece
December 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Absolute masterpiece
He decorates like he writes emails. Just a bottom level brain all around
December 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
He decorates like he writes emails. Just a bottom level brain all around
Hot take: it's not actually okay for entire races/species to be inherently evil
November 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hot take: it's not actually okay for entire races/species to be inherently evil
Reposted by The Hidden Zoo
ATTN: ICE Agents…
If you are having nightmares, emotional distress, guilt pangs, or signs of PTSD because of your job, call or text 988, the Crisis Lifeline for help 24/7.
SELF-harm is not the answer; not when there are millions of Americans who would gladly help you with that. 😐
If you are having nightmares, emotional distress, guilt pangs, or signs of PTSD because of your job, call or text 988, the Crisis Lifeline for help 24/7.
SELF-harm is not the answer; not when there are millions of Americans who would gladly help you with that. 😐
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ATTN: ICE Agents…
If you are having nightmares, emotional distress, guilt pangs, or signs of PTSD because of your job, call or text 988, the Crisis Lifeline for help 24/7.
SELF-harm is not the answer; not when there are millions of Americans who would gladly help you with that. 😐
If you are having nightmares, emotional distress, guilt pangs, or signs of PTSD because of your job, call or text 988, the Crisis Lifeline for help 24/7.
SELF-harm is not the answer; not when there are millions of Americans who would gladly help you with that. 😐
As I understand it that was the intended purpose of some harpins
November 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
As I understand it that was the intended purpose of some harpins
Once I couldn't remember the word "kennel" so I said "dog storage"
A friend couldn't remember "parrot" and so I had to figure out "rainbow chicken"
A friend couldn't remember "parrot" and so I had to figure out "rainbow chicken"
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Once I couldn't remember the word "kennel" so I said "dog storage"
A friend couldn't remember "parrot" and so I had to figure out "rainbow chicken"
A friend couldn't remember "parrot" and so I had to figure out "rainbow chicken"
I told you not to buy those
November 21, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I told you not to buy those