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hi im casper
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professional yapper and apologetically british
also a minor so be normal
she/they but any are fine ig
zoos, zionists, loli/shota, nsfw and proshippers dni
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hi
im casper
heres a thread with some stuff you might want to know and i cant fit in my bio without taking out more important stuff so
you can skip this all if you want to or already read it i dont really care if youre not a dick about it
this time its all text bc i cant find any good images lol
1/6
fuck kinda vid did i just get recommended
November 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
this one guy i met once had 12000 notifications on whatsapp
i asked because what the fuck
it was all one group chat
i dont even wanna know what theyre yapping about so much but
it was definitely funny
November 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
ghost of hallownest is literally a short king btw
they have kings mark
and thus are a king by default
and are literally physically still a baby
so theyre short
and a king
hence
biblically accurate short king
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
silksong mod that replaces last judge with sans undertale
nothing else changes and this is never explained
but you do the sans fight exactly as it is in undertale
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
death had to take gerson in his sleep
cuz if death were to try and take him awake there wouldve been a fight and death would not have won
November 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
tormented trobbio is easy btw
granted its the last thing i did in act 3 before fighting lace 3
but still
i may have all tools and all spells and all crests maxed and needle maxed and all spool upgrades and all mask upgrades but hes an easy fight anyway trust /j
November 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
other possibly hot take
all silk skills are shit except for pale nails
which sucks bc its the last fucking one
but at least theres a good one right
November 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
also im going on fornite now and while waiting on the pit to load im just gonna say it
nyleth is hot as fuck
fight me
November 29, 2025 at 12:43 AM
now all i have left is sub-30 hour hundo
5 hour speedrun
steel soul
steel soul 100%
and the hunters journal
i will have to do a lot of getting good before i ever try the first four
and im too lazy to do the fifth
November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i did it
also the only reason im broke and out of shell shards is bc i blew 1000+ rosaries on shard bundles and im using architect crest so i used alot of em trying and failing to kill lace already
listen its 120 just to get plasmified ok its a lot of money
November 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
also i did 100%
only 10 hours away from the speedrun achievement btw
now that i got gud i may be able to do it if i try another run
problem is i
kinda dont wanna put her through the curse questline again
so uh
im not sure
November 29, 2025 at 12:31 AM
also
i won with drugs gambling and engineering
no joke those are the only reason i won
plasmification is so clutch
magnetite dice saved me like 9 or 10 times
and architect crest let me refill the drugs which is really the only decent healing option when plasmified
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
HELL YEAH GHOST CLUTCH
THATS WHY THEYRE THE GOAT
THE GOAT
sidenote
shade lord cameo for like 5 frames
that was cool
November 29, 2025 at 12:27 AM
well ive done everything in the game except max out the journal
imma go fight the actual final boss now
wish me luck
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
sidenote before i lock back in on skong
the robots are so hot
specifically twelfth architect and sentinel
god damn why do they have such nice voices team cherry
whats the issue with you lot
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
holy shit they actually used a new clip of hornet screaming for the witch crest being bound
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
fuck yea cursed gms clear
anyway imma go kill the parasite now
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
ive pummeled lace into a pulp twice and shes ok
meanwhile phantom fights me once and dies
lace has big poofy thighs if you look at her sprite
phantom is built like a stickbug
hence
the only logical conclusion is that in the hk universe thick thighs DO save lives and those lives include your own
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM
and witch crest moveset aint bad either
i can work with this i think
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 AM
officially cursed now
gotta love how they use the exact same voice clip every damn time she gets hurt in a cutscene
also i dont have to deal with the fucking bud screaming every time i open the menu yay
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 AM
but yea
im gonna beat gms cursed
get The Abortion
and then go trigger act 3 for realsies now
wish me luck i guess
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 AM
maybe its just cuz my fucking goat wanderer crest is busted
but gms isnt even fuckin hard
deadass it was piss easy
its first first sinner but less ragebait and unlikeable
im starting to think doing it cursed wont be that bad
November 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
just beat lace 2
first try i got demolished
second i got to phase 2 and died immediately
third try i hit the "i understand it now" and no-diffed her
wasnt actually expecting that to work
but
cool
November 27, 2025 at 5:04 AM
SHIT THERES A PROPHECY IN CH4
THE HEROES WILL HEAR THE RING OF HEAVENS CALL
ITS A DOUBLE ENTENDRE
why does thick of it work with deltarune
from the screen - tenna
to the ring - queen robot punch-out thing
to the pen - gerson "the goat" boom
to the king - the king
wheres my crown - asgore
always drama when i ring - gaster and the phone and shi
see i believe that if i see it in my heart - the soul
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"smash through the ceiling cuz im reaching for the stars" is spamton FUCK
please dont let thick of it be real toby im begging
why does thick of it work with deltarune
from the screen - tenna
to the ring - queen robot punch-out thing
to the pen - gerson "the goat" boom
to the king - the king
wheres my crown - asgore
always drama when i ring - gaster and the phone and shi
see i believe that if i see it in my heart - the soul
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM